Spongebob Quotes

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! – SpongeBob SquarePants

Is mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. – SpongeBob SquarePants

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo… – Patrick Star

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. … I don’t need it. I… don’t… need it. – SpongeBob SquarePants

I can’t see my forehead! – Patrick Star

I’m ugly and I’m proud. – SpongeBob SquarePants

No, this is Patrick! – Patrick Star

Oh, puh-lease. I have no soul. – Squidward Tentacles

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli! – Plankton

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. – SpongeBob SquarePants

I’m not a Krusty Krab. I’m not a Krusty Krab! – Patrick Star

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. – Patrick Star

Oh, please. I have no idea how to do that. I can never seem to get it. – Squidward Tentacles

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah. – SpongeBob SquarePants

I can’t see my legs! … Or my pelvis! … Or anything below my sternum! – Patrick Star

Maybe we should play something a little more close to home, like… House! – Squidward Tentacles

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich! – SpongeBob SquarePants

If I’m lucky, 20 years from now, I’ll be sound asleep… in my OWN house! – Squidward Tentacles

Is this the Krusty Krab? – Patrick Star. No, this is Patrick! – SpongeBob SquarePants

I shall play this song until my reeds crack! – Squidward Tentacles

I’m not a Krusty Krab! – Patrick Star. Uh, Patrick, that’s the name of the restaurant! – SpongeBob SquarePants

Firmly grasp it! – Patrick Star

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me! – SpongeBob SquarePants

I have no soul. – Squidward Tentacles

OVERTIMEEE! – SpongeBob SquarePants

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo… – Patrick Star

I can’t see my forehead! – Patrick Star

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?- SpongeBob SquarePants

So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?! – Squidward Tentacles

These are not homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. – Patrick Star

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! – SpongeBob SquarePants

Who you callin’ Pinhead? – Patrick Star

I can’t see my legs! Or my pelvis! Or anything below my sternum! – Patrick Star

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. – SpongeBob SquarePants

I’mma head out. – Squidward Tentacles

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS! – Patrick Star

May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? – SpongeBob SquarePants

You call yourself Squidward? You’re not Squidward. You’re … Squidward Pleeb! – Patrick Star

I guess you’re going to miss the… Panty Raid. – SpongeBob SquarePants

Is mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star

Leedle leedle leedle lee. – Patrick Star

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets… – Patrick Star

Ahh! I burned my hand! At night! – SpongeBob SquarePants

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. – Patrick Star