Shrek 2 quotes

I’ve gotta save my ass. – Shrek

I’m a donkey on the edge! – Donkey

Don’t look at me, I didn’t invite them! – Donkey

Better out than in, I always say! – Shrek

Why don’t you just go back home to your little wife? – King Harold

I don’t have any plans at all, because I’m not going! – Shrek

Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something? – Puss in Boots

You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom! – Gingerbread Man

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make. – Lord Farquaad

I just know before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. – Donkey

I’m sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. – Donkey

I can’t believe it. We’re all going to die, and I’m stuck here with only you to protect me. – Donkey

What are you doing in my swamp?! – Shrek

I hate Mondays. – Puss in Boots

Let’s do that again! – Donkey

You need some tic-tacs or something, ’cause your breath stinks! – Shrek

I’m an ogre! Do you mind? – Shrek

Thank you for finding my house, and eating the people who lived in it. – Puss in Boots

I’m your friend, Shrek! That’s what friends do. – Donkey

Attention, fairy tale things, there’s a new king in town! And his name… is Shrek! – Shrek

I’d like to dedicate this song to our esteemed host, who has made this event… uh, donkey-possible. – Donkey

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones! – Donkey

Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends. – Shrek

I love it when you chase me! – Puss in Boots

I’m melting! Melting! – Gingerbread Man

This is the part where you run away! – Shrek

You know, not everybody like onions, okay? – Shrek

Whoa, what’s that? It’s hideous! – Donkey

You don’t have to tell me, I smell it! – Shrek

Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. – Donkey

I’m looking down ’cause they’re lookin’ up. – Puss in Boots

Nobody likes a kiss-ass. – Shrek

Oh, please! I would never lie! – Pinocchio

Our time is short, so let’s save it for questions. – Prince Charming

Oh, I just know I’m going to get blamed for this. – Gingerbread Man

He’s going to eat me! – Gingerbread Man

I’m a cat. I’m self-cleaning. – Puss in Boots

I can’t dance! – Shrek

I’m in love… with a monster! – Fiona

Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really something back here. – Donkey

Well, I have to save my ass. – Shrek

You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive, and I’m alive! Yay! – Donkey

In Shrek’s swamp? Oh, no, no. It’s just a donkey and a highly decorated Cat named Puss In Boots. Together they planned to… – Puss in Boots (interrupted by Shrek)

Animals can’t do math. – Shrek

I can’t believe I’m going to die. I was meant to go out in a blaze of glory! – Gingerbread Man