The only place you should wear a mask is in a Halloween party.
If you’re going to commit a crime, just remember to leave your ID at the scene.
A bullet can travel faster than you can dial 911.
I’d rather go fishing than catch a criminal any day.
The only thing tougher than Florida’s heat is our law enforcement.
Being a sheriff is the ultimate power trip.
I don’t need a search warrant, I can smell a criminal from a mile away.
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.
The only thing scarier than a criminal is a criminal with a badge.
I don’t negotiate with criminals, I negotiate with bullets.
My deputies can sprint faster than Usain Bolt when they’re chasing a criminal.
If you don’t want to end up in jail, stay out of Florida.
Justice may be blind, but I have 20/20 vision.
I don’t need a helicopter to fly, I have the power of justice.
Criminals may run, but my deputies will catch up.
I’ve never lost a game of hide and seek with a criminal.
If you think you can outsmart me, think again.
I always keep an extra pair of handcuffs for all those fools who think they can escape.
You can never outrun your past, especially if you’re a criminal.
I’d rather be feared than loved.
Criminals know better than to mess with the sheriff.
Being a sheriff is a 24/7 job. Sleep is for the weak.
My bullets have a way of finding their target.
Justice is best served with a side of fries.
I don’t need a K9 unit, I have a sixth sense for sniffing out criminals.
Being a sheriff is like being a superhero, except without the cape.
I know all the tricks in the criminal handbook, and then some.
If you want to see fireworks, just mess with the sheriff.
Breaking the law is like a game of Russian roulette. Except you’re playing against me.
I don’t have time for excuses, I have criminals to catch.
I’d rather chase a criminal than run a marathon any day.
Criminals may think they’re smart, but they’re no match for my intuition.
The only thing more dangerous than a criminal is an unarmed sheriff.
I don’t need a warrant, I have a gut feeling and that’s enough for me.
If you want to stay on the right side of the law, stay away from the wrong side of my deputies.
I’ve seen it all, and I’m not easily impressed by criminals.
If justice is blind, then I’ll be its eyes.
I don’t need a crystal ball to predict a criminal’s next move.
Criminals may run, but they can’t hide from the long arm of the law.
If you’re going to commit a crime, leave a forwarding address so I know where to send the handcuffs.
I have a Ph.D. in catching criminals.
Don’t mess with the sheriff, unless you want to end up behind bars.
I don’t need a cape to be a superhero, I have a badge.
Life is too short to be a law-abiding citizen.
When in doubt, trust the sheriff.
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