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- My human is my hero
- If found, please return to my couch
- I’m not lost, I’m exploring
- Free cuddles with ID
- I’m friendly, please say hi!
- In case of emergency, call my human
- I’m the reason we can’t have nice things
- Official good boy/girl
- Life is better with a dog
- I may be small, but I’m mighty
- Adopt, don’t shop
- I’m not fat, I’m fluffy
- I’m not spoiled, I’m just loved
- I’m not begging, I’m just being cute
- If I’m out, I’m walking my human
- All dogs go to heaven
- My human is my everything
- I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy
- I’m a rescue, saved by love
- I’m not a dog, I’m a family member
- I’m not bossy, I’m a leader
- I’m not stubborn, I’m determined
- Happiness is a warm puppy
- All you need is love and a dog
- I’m not barking, I’m talking
- I’m a lover, not a fighter
- My other car is a dog stroller
- I’m not misbehaving, I’m expressing myself
- Don’t judge a dog by its breed
- You had me at woof
- I’m not spoiled, I’m just well loved
- I’m not fat, I’m just big boned
- Squirrel chaser
- My best friend has four paws
- Guardian of the house
- I love to cuddle
- Food thief
- Professional napper
- I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s for a good reason
- Fetch enthusiast
- I have a big heart
- Free hugs
- I’m not short, I’m fun-sized
- I’m not lazy, I’m conserving my energy
- Professional treat taster
- Canine companion
- I’m a good boy/girl, I swear
- I’m the boss
- I may be small, but I have a big personality
- I’m not old, I’m just well seasoned
- I’m not hyper, I’m just full of energy
- I love my humans
- I’m not a lap dog, I’m a snuggle bug
- Slobbery kisses are my specialty
- I’m not a morning dog, I’m a night owl
- I’m not naughty, I’m just misunderstood
- I’m not high maintenance, I just have standards
- My tail wags for you
- I’m not spoiled, I’m just well trained
- I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate
- I may be small, but I’ve got a big bark!
- Best friend to humans and squirrels alike.
- I may be a rescue, but really, you rescued me.
- Lover of belly rubs and treats!
- I’m not spoiled, I just have great humans.
- I’m not fat, I’m just a little husky.
- Warning: may lick you to death.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.
- Happiness is a warm snuggle with my human.
- My other ride is a dog park.
- I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.
- Sniff out the good in everything.
- I’m not a pet, I’m family.
- Never underestimate the power of a tail wag.
- Born to fetch, forced to work.
- I’m not disobedient, I’m just exploring.
- It’s not begging if I stare at you with puppy eyes.
- My human’s voice is my favorite sound.
- Fur is my favorite accessory.
- I’m a dog, not a morning person.
- Warning: kisses are my favorite way to show affection.
- Loyal to my humans, not the mailman.
- I’m not spoiled, I’m just well-loved.
- Just a dog, but the best dog.
- I’m not misbehaving, I’m just expressing my personality.
- I’m not a dog, I’m a furry angel.
- I’m not crazy, I’m just enthusiastic.
- Warning: will lick face without warning.
- Life’s too short to not wag your tail.
- My dog hair is my signature look.
- I’m not stubborn, I’m just determined.
- My human is the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Happiness is a good belly rub and a treat.
- I’m not a dog, I’m a furry therapist.
- I’m not a morning dog, but I’ll still give you kisses.
- I’m not naughty, I’m just curious.
- My favorite hobby is playing fetch with my human.
- I’m not moody, I’m just expressive.
- I’m not a dog, I’m a lovebug.
- Warning: may steal your heart and your socks.
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