- Roll for initiative, and let’s get this adventure started!
- Dungeon master’s orders!
- I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
- May the dice be ever in your favor.
- I don’t always play D&D, but when I do, I prefer to roll a natural 20.
- The DM giveth, and the DM taketh away.
- In D&D, there’s no such thing as over-prepared.
- My other character is a barbarian.
- I’m not arguing, I’m discussing rules as written.
- May your dice always roll high and your enemies always roll low.
- The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
- Let’s roll initiative and take down some monsters!
- The DM is always right, even when he’s wrong.
- I’m a bard, I don’t need a weapon.
- The only thing worse than a TPK is a boring game.
- I don’t trust NPCs, they’re always up to something.
- I have a cunning plan…
- Roll with advantage or go home.
- May your sword stay sharp and your spells never fizzle.
- My character has a tragic backstory, but at least he’s got a killer armor class.
- I don’t need luck, I have a +3 to my saving throws.
- In D&D, the impossible is always possible.
- I’m a rogue, not a thief.
- May your hits be critical and your misses be few.
- I’m chaotic neutral, not chaotic stupid.
- You can never have too many dice.
- I always have a backup character just in case.
- My character is an optimist, even in the face of a Tarrasque.
- I’m not a rules lawyer, I’m a rules enthusiast.
- In D&D, anything is possible with a little creativity and a lot of luck.
- May your DM be merciful and your loot be epic.
- I’m a druid, not a tree-hugger.
- The pen is mightier than the sword, but a fireball is mightier than both.
- I don’t always succeed on my saving throws, but when I do, it’s a critical success.
- In D&D, every character is a hero in their own way.
- May your character never suffer from a critical failure, but when they do, may it be hilarious.
- I’m not a power gamer, I’m a character optimizer.
- Let’s slay some dragons and loot some treasure!
- I’m a cleric, I don’t heal for free.
- The best loot is the loot you earn through roleplay.
- I’m not a min-maxer, I’m a character specialist.
- May your magic always work and your potions never backfire.
- In D&D, the real adventure is the friends we make along the way.
- I’m a fighter, not a lover.
- The DM’s screen is a sacred artifact, and woe to those who peek behind it.
- May your character never suffer from DM fiat, but when they do, may it be for the good of the story.
- I don’t always play a spellcaster, but when I do, I prefer to be a sorcerer.
- The only limit is your imagination.
- Roll for initiative!
- May your sword stay sharp and your magic never fail.
- Adventure awaits!
- Welcome to the dungeon of doom.
- What doesn’t kill you makes you level up.
- May your dice always roll in your favor.
- The fate of the world rests in our hands.
- In this game, the possibilities are endless.
- The ultimate battle between good and evil.
- May your loot be plentiful and your enemies few.
- Get ready for a wild ride.
- May your crits be high and your misses be low.
- Enter at your own risk.
- The story is in your hands.
- Let the adventure begin!
- May the gods smile upon us.
- In this game, anything can happen.
- The fate of the kingdom is in our hands.
- We may be small, but we are mighty.
- May your spells be powerful and your enemies weak.
- The quest for glory begins.
- May your journey be full of wonder and excitement.
- Danger lurks around every corner.
- The fate of the world hangs in the balance.
- May your traps be disarmed and your puzzles solved.
- Brace yourselves for the battle of a lifetime.
- In this world, there are no guarantees.
- May your companions be strong and your enemies weak.
- This is where heroes are made.
- May your skills be sharp and your wits even sharper.
- The fate of the universe is at stake.
- May your courage never falter and your resolve never break.
- This is a game of strategy, skill, and luck.
- May your weapons be true and your aim be steady.
- The ultimate test of your skills awaits.
- May your decisions be wise and your actions just.
- The path to victory is fraught with peril.
- May your armor be strong and your shield never falter.
- Get ready for the fight of your life.
- May your spells be cast with precision and your attacks hit true.
- The fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance.
- May your journey be filled with wonder and discovery.
- This is a world of magic, monsters, and mayhem.
- May your allies be strong and your foes weak.
- The ultimate battle between light and dark.
- May your heart be brave and your spirit strong.
- In this game, there are no second chances.
- May your wisdom guide you and your strength protect you.
- The fate of the galaxy is in your hands.
- May your journey be long and your rewards great.
- This is a game of heroes, villains, and everything in between.
- May your blades be sharp and your arrows true.
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