Savage Quotes for Stalkers on Instagram

Stalking me on Instagram won’t make you any more interesting.

Take a break from stalking my profile and get a life.

Just because you follow me on Instagram, doesn’t mean we’re friends in real life.

Sorry, my Instagram isn’t a free show for stalkers. Move along.

I hope you’re taking notes while stalking me. Maybe you’ll learn something useful.

Stalking me on Instagram won’t make you cool, it just makes you creepy.

You may think you’re sneaky, but I see you lurking in the shadows of my profile.

Congratulations, you win the award for the creepiest stalker on Instagram.

Remember, stalking is a crime. Maybe it’s time to reflect on your life choices.

If stalking Instagram profiles was a profession, you’d be the CEO.

I’m flattered by your dedication to stalking, but please find another hobby.

I post on Instagram for my real friends, not for creepy stalkers like you.

Stalkers on Instagram are like mosquitoes – annoying, but ultimately insignificant.

I hope you have a lot of free time if you’re investing so much in stalking me.

Sorry, I can’t give you a private tour of my life just because you stalk my Instagram.

If you put as much effort into yourself as you do into stalking me, you might become interesting.

Warning: stalking me on Instagram may cause severe self-esteem issues.

Don’t mistake my Instagram posts for an invitation to invade my personal space.

Savage Quotes for Stalkers on Instagram part 2

You can stalk my Instagram all you want, but it won’t make me notice you.

Stalking is a game, and you’re losing badly. Time to find a new opponent.

If stalking was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely win the gold medal.

Congratulations on being the captain of Team Stalker. Your dedication is truly impressive.

I hope you have a lot of storage on your phone for all those screenshots you’re taking.

If stalking was a profession, you’d earn a lot of money. Too bad it’s illegal.

Please stop copying my style. You’re giving stalkers a bad name.

Your stalking skills are admirable, but your obsession with my life is concerning.

I’m glad you find my life so fascinating, but maybe it’s time to focus on your own.

Just a friendly reminder that stalking is creepy and unacceptable.

Sorry, I can’t give you a refund for all the time you wasted stalking me.

If you’re going to stalk me, at least be discreet about it. Don’t leave a trail of likes and comments.

Stalking me on Instagram won’t make you better than me. It just shows your insecurity.

You’re like a private investigator, except you’re really bad at your job.

Every time you stalk me, an angel loses its wings. Please think of the angels.

Instead of stalking me, why not focus on improving yourself? It’s a much better use of your time.

Stalking me on Instagram won’t make you popular. In fact, it will only make people avoid you.

I’m glad you find my life so interesting, but please find a hobby that doesn’t involve stalking.

I hope you’re taking notes, because stalking me won’t get you any closer to success.

You can stalk me as much as you want, but you’ll never be a part of my life.

Stalking is a sign of weakness. Try being confident in yourself instead.

Newsflash: stalking me won’t make you more attractive. It just makes you a creep.

I hope you’re enjoying the show, because stalking me is as close as you’ll get to being involved in my life.

Stalking me on Instagram won’t make your own profile any more interesting.

I’m not interested in being your personal reality TV show. Stop stalking me.

Stalking is like a bad habit – you know it’s wrong, but you just can’t stop yourself.

If you put as much effort into your own life as you do into stalking mine, you might actually accomplish something.