Sassy Sayings For Shirts

1. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
2. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.
3. I have a personality you can’t handle.
4. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
5. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
6. I have opinions, and I’m not afraid to use them.
7. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
8. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
9. I’m not a snack, I’m a whole meal.
10. I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch person.
11. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.
12. I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth the effort.
13. I’m not perfect, but my eyebrows are.
14. I’m not shy, I’m just observing your lack of personality.
15. I’m not a morning person, I’m a snooze button addict.
16. I’m not sensitive, I’m just allergic to your bullsh*t.
17. I’m not rude, I’m honest.
18. I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight snacker.
19. I’m not a morning person, I’m a night owl.
20. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
21. I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.
22. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
23. I’m not a morning person, I’m a caffeine addict.
24. I’m not old, I’m vintage.
25. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.
26. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
27. I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast-for-dinner person.
28. I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in sarcasm.
29. I’m not a morning person, I’m a pillow-fighter.
30. I’m not judgmental, I’m just observant.
31. I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for something more important.
32. I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning zombie.
33. I’m not high maintenance, I’m low tolerance for BS.
34. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…again.
35. I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast-all-day person.
36. I’m not shy, I’m just waiting for you to say something interesting.
37. I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch-and-mimosas person.
38. I’m not rude, I’m just not fake.
39. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the important things.
40. I’m not a morning person, I’m a sleep-in-and-caffeine person.
41. I’m not dramatic, I’m just living my life with passion.
42. I’m not a morning person, I’m a cereal-for-dinner person.
43. I’m not rude, I’m just not afraid to speak my mind.
44. I’m not lazy, I’m just highly efficient.
45. I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast-in-bed person.
46. I’m not shy, I’m just not a fan of small talk.
47. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee-in-bed person.
48. Too glam to give a damn.
49. Sorry, not sorry.
50. I woke up like this.
51. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
52. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
53. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
54. Zero chill.
55. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
56. Sarcasm is my love language.
57. I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.
58. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
59. I don’t need your drama, I have my own.
60. I’m not perfect, but my hair is.
61. If you can’t handle the sass, stay out of my way.
62. I put the pro in procrastination.
63. Messy bun and getting stuff done.
64. I’m a limited edition, not a copy.
65. Confidence level: Kanye West.
66. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate.
67. I’m not high-maintenance, you’re just low-effort.
68. My favorite color is glitter.
69. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
70. I’m not shy, I’m just quietly plotting my revenge.
71. I’m not a princess, I’m a queen.
72. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
73. I’m not short-tempered, I’m just vertically challenged.
74. I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.
75. I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.
76. Not your babe.
77. I’m not interested in your opinion unless it agrees with mine.
78. If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.
79. I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning person (with a coffin graphic).
80. My middle finger salutes your attitude.
81. I’m not loud, I’m just speaking my mind.
82. I’m not a snack, I’m a whole meal.
83. No, I won’t calm down.
84. I’m not afraid to be a little extra.
85. I’m not rude, I’m just honest.
86. I don’t follow the crowd, I lead my own parade.
87. I’m not interested in your drama, unless I’m directing it.
88. I’m not high-maintenance, I just have standards.
89. I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast person.
90. I’m not a troublemaker, I’m a rebel.
91. I’m not a morning person, I’m a nap enthusiast.
92. My vibe attracts my tribe.
93. I’m not a girly-girl, I’m a boss babe.
94. I’m not a morning person, I’m a sunrise admirer.
95. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee snob.
96. Don’t mess with me, I know how to use emojis.
97. I’m not a drama queen, I’m the whole damn monarchy.
98. I’m not just a pretty face, I have a personality too.
99. I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch lover.
100. My resting bitch face is just my regular face.

Sassy Sayings For Shirts part 2