Oh, what a surprise, Mr. Deadbeat Dad is nowhere to be found.
I guess being a dad wasn’t on his bucket list.
Deadbeat dad: the only dad who can text but can’t pay child support.
The only thing consistent about deadbeat dads is their ability to be inconsistent.
Why be a present dad when you can be an absent-minded one?
Deadbeat dads: providing the world with future therapy bills since forever.
Sure, I could rely on my deadbeat dad, or I could rely on the tooth fairy.
When it comes to supporting his kids, he’s about as reliable as a broken clock.
Father of the Year goes to… nobody, because deadbeat dads don’t deserve recognition.
Deadbeat dads: the real masters of disappearing acts.
I guess my dad’s superpower was disappearing whenever there was a responsibility to be taken.
Deadbeat dads: making mom’s job twice as hard since day one.
Wanna know a secret? Deadbeat dads are just dads who need a reminder that they have kids.
Nothing says ‘I care’ like skipping out on your responsibilities as a dad.
Deadbeat dad: the only person who can be present and absent at the same time.
Sorry, kids, you won’t find any superheroes in this deadbeat dad story.
Being a dad isn’t just about genetics, it’s about being there—unlike deadbeat dads.
Deadbeat dads: the diet version of commitment—zero calories, zero effort.
If there was an Olympic sport for abandoning your kids, deadbeat dads would win gold.
Remember: absence makes the heart grow fonder… of responsible dads.
Deadbeat dads: creating strong, independent kids who don’t need their deadbeat dads.
I’m not sure what’s worse, having a deadbeat dad or paying for their mistakes.
Deadbeat dads: the leaders of the ‘I only care about myself’ movement.
When it comes to priorities, deadbeat dads always choose themselves.
Deadbeat dads: breaking hearts and wallets since day one.
I thought finding a unicorn was hard, but finding a responsible dad is even harder.
Deadbeat dads: creating fatherless jokes for future generations.
Deadbeat dads should win an award for the best disappearing act.
Deadbeat dads: making plumbing leaks seem like the least of our worries.
I once asked my deadbeat dad for advice, but unfortunately, he was too busy not caring.
Deadbeat dads: the only people who make Thatcher’s ghost look like a saint.
Deadbeat dads: who needs father figures when you can have cardboard cutouts?
Deadbeat dads are like the weather, unpredictable and always disappointing.
I once asked a magician to make my dad disappear, but he said that’s a job only deadbeat dads can do.
Deadbeat dads: the only thing they’re committed to is avoiding responsibility.
Deadbeat dads: teaching kids the value of parental disappointment one absence at a time.
Deadbeat dads: the masters of empty promises and broken dreams.
Deadbeat dads: proof that dinosaurs aren’t extinct—they’re just running from child support.
There are two types of dad jokes: dad jokes from responsible dads and deadbeat dad jokes.
Deadbeat dads: the only people who should have a GPS feature enabled on their phones.
Deadbeat dads: making neglect look like a new fashion trend.
Deadbeat dads: the perfect example of how not to be a dad.
Haven’t seen my dad in years, but I hear he’s really good at Facebook stalking.
Deadbeat dads: reminding us that being a dad is more than just having DNA in common.
The only financial support deadbeat dads offer is a guide on how to apply for government assistance.
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