Rocket Raccoon Quotes

I’m not a raccoon. I’m a genetically modified super-powered warrior.

I’ve got a plan. It involves explosions and chaos. Are you in?

Trust me, I’m a raccoon. We’re very good at making messes.

I may be small, but I’m the deadliest creature in the galaxy.

You humans think you’re so smart, but you’ve got nothing on a raccoon with a rocket launcher.

I don’t need luck, I’ve got firepower.

I’ve been called a lot of things: trash panda, space rat, but I prefer Rocket, the badass raccoon.

I may be cute, but I’ll still bite your hand off if you cross me.

I’m not just a rocket raccoon, I’m a rocket-fueled maniac.

You want to mess with me? Prepare for a whole lot of pain.

I’ve got more gadgets than Batman, and I’m not afraid to use them.

My life would be a lot easier if people stopped underestimating me.

I’m not your typical raccoon. I’ve got a whole lot of attitude.

You think I’m cute? Try calling me that after I’ve blown up your spaceship.

I don’t believe in second chances. One explosion is all it takes.

I’ve seen the universe, and trust me, it’s a crazy place.

This galaxy needs a hero, and lucky for you, I’m available.

I’m not a hero, but I’ll do whatever it takes to save my friends.

I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart… and an even bigger arsenal.

You think you can outsmart a raccoon? Good luck with that.

I’m not a fan of teamwork, but I’ll make an exception for the right crew.

Ever seen a raccoon drive a spaceship? Buckle up, this is gonna be fun.

I’ve got scars that tell stories you wouldn’t believe.

You call me a trash panda, but I’m the one who’s gonna save the galaxy.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. I prefer explosives.

I may be small, but I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I don’t care about rules. I make my own.

You underestimate me at your own peril.

Don’t mistake my size for weakness. I’m a raccoon, not a pushover.

You want chaos? I’ll bring chaos like you’ve never seen before.

I don’t do hugs. I do explosions.

Life is too short to play by the rules.

Don’t mess with a raccoon who knows how to handle a blaster.

I don’t need luck. I’ve got skill.

I’ve got a rocket in my pocket and a whole lot of mischief in my mind.

I’m not a hero, but I’d make a hell of a comic book character.

In a world full of villains, someone’s gotta be the raccoon savior.

Don’t tell me the odds. I make my own luck.

I’m not cute, I’m deadly.

I may be a raccoon, but I’ve got a lot of soul.

I’m not a sidekick. I’m the star of this show.

I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve than Harry Houdini.

I’ve been called a lot of things, but boring is not one of them.

I’m like a firework – explosive and unpredictable.

I may be a raccoon, but I’ve got the heart of a warrior.