We’re men, we’re men in tights!
I can’t afford to make a fool out of myself, unlike some people I know.
Marry? God, no! We barely like each other!
Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?
I lost the key to my chastity belt.
Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Abbot: I’m not a Friar! Blinkin: I’m not a blind man!
Robin Hood: Locksley, I’m going to put a bullet in your eye. Sheriff: Oh, you’re going to shoot me? Robin Hood: Well, I may have to later.
Life packs a punch, and I pack the wallop. In fact, I am Wop.
Death carries a heavy price. Now give me all your money!
Merry Men: Hey nonny, nonny! With hey, nonny nonny!
The bath was so relaxing, I wet my pants.
Prince John: When I rule England, the real Sancho Panza is going to pay dearly for mocking me. Sheriff: I’m shaking!
We’re the merry men, we do our best to please. We’t Peppermin, Freyyar, Achoo, Blinkin, Will and Little John, we rob the rich and give to the needy. Take that you stinkin’ sheriff!
I have a mole? I better call Rentokil!
Marian: At least tell me your name. Robin Hood: Robin Hood. Marian: Robin Hood? Oh, I like that!
If I were not in this disguise, I would have you begging for mercy, begging.
Oh, Mother, tell me more. Don’t go.
Only if you give me your word as a gentleman and a sportsman that nobody will get hurt. Sherwoods heavily guarded, you know. Prince John: I give you my word as a gentleman and let the blood of my ancestors curse me forever if I break it. Robin Hood: OK.
Robin Hood Men in Tights Quotes – Adding Humor to Sherwood Forest part 2
I wanted the audience to walk out of the theater knowing they’ve just seen a bad performance.
Robin Hood: You are a fighter, and that is a fighter’s sword. Sword Salesman: What is a fighter’s sword? Robin Hood: One that’s very badly bent.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
I thought you were supposed to storm the castle, not the bakery.
If we can’t swindle the sheriff, we’ll just have to swindle each other.
I’ve come here to organise a minor invasion of a small country.
If I were you, I would give every penny to the poor. No, wait! I would keep it myself.
I have a plan… What’s YOUR plan?
I must warn you, he’s been trained to do awful things with his sword.
While you were away, I was getting a sun tan.
Oh, rats! Twitchin: No, that’s a hangover.
Churchy: I lost my job, and then my life fell apart. Robin Hood: What happened? Churchy: I lost my life!
Come on, unite. Do it for your people, do it for your king, do it for justice, but do it for me too, will ya?
If it were not for me, this forest would be a dark and desolate place.
Take off your hat! Peasants shouldn’t wear hats. Will Scarlett O’Hara: Yes sir. But you ain’t wearing no trousers.
I’ve never seen such a bunch of cross-dressing men in all my life!
I can hear you, I’m just not listening.
Why don’t you just give me till morning, then fire me?
A spoon is an excellent weapon… for eating!
A soldier does it for the glory, Robin. But a mercenary does it for gold.
Prince John: I sentence you to sudden death. Robin Hood: Could I say something first? Prince John: No.
King Richard: Didn’t they have dentists in your day? We should have them look at that mouth.
Why, I wouldn’t trade our futures for anything. And I could buy anything with all the money we have in our futures.
The jailer is my trusted friend. Boo: And the executioner too, I hope.
My duty is to serve justice, not breakfast.
Prince John: The party members are speaking tonight. Blinkin: The party members are speaking tonight. You need to get out of here! Prince John: I will get out of here, Blinkin. I’ll expose those party members for what they really are.
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