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Wubba lubba dub dub! – Rick

Morty, I’m in a pickle! – Rick

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV. – Morty

Get Schwifty! – Rick

I’m a pickle! – Rick

Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that. – Rick

Existence is pain for a meeseeks! – Mr. Meeseeks

I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Pickle Rick! – Rick

You pass Butter. – Rick

Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. – Rick

Do you hear me getting upset about it? – Rick

Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together…and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. – Morty

Aw, geez! – Morty

You gotta do it for grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt. – Rick

The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them. – Rick

Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die! – Jerry

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move. – Birdperson

Don’t be a sheep, Morty, think for yourself! – Rick

Weddings are basically just funerals with cake. – Rick

Rick and Morty Quotes part 2

It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day — that’s the hard part. But it does get easier. – Jogging Baboon

That’s the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store. – Rick

It’s like the N-word and the C-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews. – Morty

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it. – Rick

I wish that shotgun was my penis. – Morty

Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different. But, you know, meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull — that’s how we grow as people. – Summer

Intelligence is not a virtuoso gift, Darren. It’s the most elegant alibi for inaction. – Rick

Lick, lick a toad. – Mr. Poopybutthole

It’s like God’s vagina. – Morty

Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man. – Jerry

Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty. – Rick

I don’t respect therapy. Because I’m a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it. – Rick

Hey, if I wanted to feel like crap, I’d visit my family. – Rick

Morty, I’m a drunk, not a hack. – Rick

I’m not looking for judgement. Just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe? – Rick

We’ll freeze time. Get her out of there and be out in the driveway with the getaway spaceship before she even know what’s happening. – Rick

The whole point of automation is to reduce cost and increase efficiency, not inflict pain and misery! – Rick

Weddings are basically funerals with cake. – Rick

I’m sorry. Your opinion means very little to me. – Rick

Nobody’s special, everyone’s different. – Rick

I’m more than just a hammer! – Morty

You have no idea what I’m capable of! – Evil Morty

Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer! – Summer

I’m a scientist, I don’t read books. – Rick

No more adventures for this Morty. Rick, I’m out. – Morty

Whatever you’re feeling, just know that it’s okay to feel that way. – Rick

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