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Retarded Quotes – A Collection of Bizarre and Hilarious Statements

Sometimes the best way to find yourself is to get lost in the moment.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on the best joke of all.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into a tequila shot.

Happiness is not a destination, it’s a state of mind.

Don’t be a fountain that only gives, be a waterfall that never stops.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Dream like you’ll live forever, live like you’ll die tomorrow.

Life is too short to take everything seriously, especially ourselves.

Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest leap of your life.

It’s not about how hard you hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

Be the reason someone smiles today.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Don’t be afraid to be a beginner.

Life is a rollercoaster, embrace the ups and downs.

Instead of seeking happiness, create it.

Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Don’t tell people your dreams, show them.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

Life is short, make it sweet.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

When nothing goes right, go left.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into place.

If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

The best things in life are not things, they’re moments.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

The only limit is the one you set yourself.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don’t, and believe that everything happens for a reason.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

If you want to fly, you have to give up everything that weighs you down.

There’s no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.

Life is a canvas, paint it with love and laughter.

The best revenge is massive success.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

The biggest risk is not taking any risk.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

Life is a journey, enjoy the ride.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

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