You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken a bath in a creek.
Rednecks don’t sweat, they glisten.
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.
Rednecks can fix anything with a pocket knife and a roll of baling wire.
You know you’re a redneck when your hunting dog is also your wife’s indoor lap dog.
Rednecks don’t buy their cars, they build them.
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used an empty beer can as a makeshift gas cap.
Rednecks know how to make moonshine that will put hair on your chest.
Only a redneck can make a pickup truck look classy.
You know you’re a redneck when your front porch collapses and it improves the value of your home.
Rednecks don’t need a gym membership, they get their exercise fixing up old cars.
You might be a redneck if you think a tuxedo t-shirt is appropriate formalwear.
Rednecks invented the drive-thru, but it was for tractors at the local bar.
You know you’re a redneck when your dream vacation involves a mud pit and a monster truck.
Rednecks would rather spend their money on a new fishing pole than a fancy suit.
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used a tractor to mow your lawn.
Rednecks don’t need a GPS, they navigate by the location of the nearest Waffle House.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a fancy meal is a deep-fried Twinkie.
Rednecks believe that duct tape is the solution to all of life’s problems.
You might be a redneck if your hunting rifle has a nickname.
Rednecks don’t need a weather forecast, they can sense a storm by the way their knee aches.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a good time is a pickup truck full of beer and a bonfire.
Rednecks can start a fire with nothing more than a paper clip and a can of chewing tobacco.
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever given your child a four-wheeler instead of a bicycle.
Rednecks don’t own fancy clothes, they have a ‘Sunday best’ camouflage outfit.
You know you’re a redneck when you consider NASCAR to be a major professional sport.
Rednecks are the original recyclers, they can turn a broken washing machine into a chicken coop.
You might be a redneck if you can’t remember a family reunion without a keg of Bud Light.
Rednecks can fix a leaky roof with nothing more than a tarp and some beer cans.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a healthy snack is a fried pickle.
Rednecks don’t need a fancy gym, they stay fit by wrestling gators in their spare time.
You might be a redneck if your idea of a hot date is taking your cousin to the county fair.
Rednecks don’t need a level to hang a picture, they just eyeball it.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a romantic getaway is a fishing trip to the local pond.
Rednecks can catch more fish with a piece of bologna than most people can with a fancy lure.
You might be a redneck if your idea of fine dining is a buffet at the local truck stop.
Rednecks don’t need a fancy hair salon, they can give themselves a trim with a hunting knife.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a fashion statement is wearing camo to a wedding.
Rednecks don’t need a recipe, they can cook a delicious meal using only a can of beans and a hot plate.
You might be a redneck if your lawnmower has more horsepower than your car.
Rednecks can fix a flat tire with nothing more than a can of Fix-A-Flat and a prayer.
You know you’re a redneck when your idea of a spa day is sitting on the tailgate of your truck with a cooler full of beer.
Rednecks don’t need a gym membership, they get their exercise hauling firewood and wrangling livestock.
You might be a redneck if your idea of a first date is going mudding in your pickup truck.
Rednecks can turn scrap metal into a work of art with nothing more than a welder and a dream.
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