Walk this way… No, seriously, walk this way, the lightning might strike you!
Igor, where did you get that brain? It tastes like moldy cheese!
Inga, I have a hunch that we’re about to create a monster of epic proportions!
It’s alive! And it’s also a terrible dancer.
Count Orlock may be a vampire, but he’s got great fashion sense!
Do you have a license to steal brains? Asking for a friend.
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster: the misunderstood teenage rebel with anger management issues!
You know you’re a mad scientist when your laboratory smells like burnt hair and failed experiments.
Some people see a corpse, I see an opportunity for scientific innovation!
Igor, we need to work on your pick-up lines. ‘Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!’ Really?
The villagers may be afraid, but I’ll make them dance the Macarena at our monster’s wedding!
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster: more stitches than the world’s largest quilt!
It’s not easy being green… and made of mismatched body parts.
Abby Normal: the name you give to your left pinkie finger when you’re trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Who needs Tinder when you can just use lightning to bring your ideal partner to life?
Science may have its limits, but it doesn’t come with a ‘no returns’ policy!
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster: the original DIY project gone wrong.
Quotes from Young Frankenstein part 2
Inga, let’s give this monster some style. Can we add a mohawk and a leather jacket?
Baron Frankenstein may have been a genius, but his parenting skills were shockingly absent.
If you think life is complicated, try reanimating a dead body and keeping it hidden from the neighbors!
The key to true happiness? A brain in a jar and a good sense of humor!
If Frankenstein’s Monster joined a band, what would they be called? ‘The Reanimated Undeads’?
The zombie apocalypse will be a lot more entertaining with synchronized dance routines.
Igor, fetch me more lightning! Apparently, eight bolts per minute isn’t enough!
Who needs plastic surgery when you can just sew body parts together?
Inga, I’m starting to think that lightning is secretly a DJ, playing the best beats for our experiments!
If I had a penny for every time someone said ‘Don’t play God,’ I’d have enough money to build my own laboratory!
Brains are overrated. Have you tried a good old-fashioned game of Scrabble?
Frankenstein’s Monster: the lumbering giant with a heart of gold and a brain that keeps falling out.
Little known fact: Frankenstein’s Monster is a connoisseur of fine wines and cheese platters.
Inga, remind me to include ‘no lightning storms’ in the lease agreement for our next castle.
Igor, maybe we shouldn’t have used ‘Mad Scientist for Dummies’ as our laboratory manual.
The best horror movies are the ones with a catchy dance number in the middle.
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster: the only being who can truly appreciate the advantages of Velcro shoes.
Igor, stop playing with the thermostat! We’re trying to create a monster here, not turn the castle into a sauna!
Frankenstein’s Monster: more sensitive than a poet on Valentine’s Day.
The secret to life? A little bit of science, a dash of lightning, and a pinch of insanity.
Inga, can you grab me the ‘100 Greatest Hits of the 1800s’ playlist? I need some inspiration for our next experiment.
Who needs Prozac when you can just shout ‘It’s alive!’ and chase away the sadness?
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster: the original obstacle course runner, complete with trap doors and angry mob sprints.
Igor, is that the smell of victory or the smell of rotting corpses? It’s hard to tell.
When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-powered brain stimulator!
Inga, I have a feeling we’re about to redefine the phrase ‘crazy cat lady.’
Frankenstein’s Monster’s favorite song: ‘I Will Survive,’ because he literally can’t die.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster presents: the Electric Slide!
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