Quotes from Animal House

Toga, toga, toga!

We’re not worthy!

I’m a zit!

Knowledge is good.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Can you guess what I am now?

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Hey, quit stalin’ and start drinkin’!

I’m here for the food, man. Let’s get some meat!

We’re on a mission from God.

I’m gonna give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen; all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking…let things happen…and be…the ball.

You can’t have a civilization without a little discipline.

You’re my boy, Blue!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Looks like we’re the only ones left, sir. Shall we go join the others?

I’m the dude, man. I’m the dude.

Is it dead?

It’s a jungle out there.

I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.

I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I’m also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

I am McLovin.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Have you ever seen the back of a $20 bill…on weed?

You had me at hello.

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

I’m the king of the world!

You can’t handle the truth!

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I see dead people.

I’ll have what she’s having.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Hasta la vista, baby!

I feel the need…the need for speed!

Houston, we have a problem.

You can’t change the past. But you can rewrite the future.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

A fond farewell to a great friend.

Here’s looking at you, kid.