I never drink and drive, but I do drink and dance.
Drinking is the lubricant that makes social interactions more enjoyable.
Drinking isn’t a problem if you can still find the bottle opener.
Drinking may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria.
I used to think drinking was bad for me, until I realized how much fun I was having.
Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
Drinking may not lead to the best decisions, but it often leads to the best stories.
Alcohol: because no good adventure starts with someone eating a kale salad.
In whiskey, I trust. The rest I mix.
Drink until you become the most interesting person in the room.
I only drink to make other people more interesting.
Alcohol is like a magnifying glass for your personality, so handle with care.
Drinking is a language in itself. It’s like a secret code that only those who indulge can decipher.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s socially acceptable to have a glass of wine.
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just a wine enthusiast with a weekly habit.
Sometimes, the best advice comes from a bottle.
Drinking: the only hobby where you can get better the more you practice.
Quench Your Thirst for Inspiration with These Drinking Quotes part 2
The key to a healthy diet is a glass of wine in each hand.
I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying life in high definition.
When life gives you lemons, mix them with vodka.
A party without drinks is just a meeting.
Drinking is like reinventing yourself every night.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
I don’t need therapy, I just need a glass of wine.
The only drama I enjoy is in my glass of wine.
When in doubt, have a drink. It won’t solve your problems, but it will make them more entertaining.
Drink the wine. Take the trip. Dance the dance. Embrace the chaos.
Drink responsibly. Or pour irresponsibly. It’s all a matter of perspective.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy drinks, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Life is too short for boring drinks and bad company.
If there’s no wine, the answer is probably ‘no’.
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Drink until you forget that you’ve forgotten.
Drinking is like a reality checkpoint. The more you drink, the less you have to pretend to care about reality.
I don’t trust people who don’t enjoy a good drink. What are they hiding?
Drink like a fish, and you’ll never be thirsty.
Drinking is like playing the lottery. You never know what you’ll get, but you’re always hoping for the jackpot.
Why limit happy to an hour?
The hardest part of a workout is keeping the wine glass steady.
Drink like no one is watching. Dance like a crazy person. Love like you’ve never been hurt.
Wine: because life is too short for cheap drinks and bad friends.
Life may not be perfect, but your drink can be.
Drinking isn’t the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
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