- Pizza is my favorite four-letter word.
- Pizza: the answer to all of life’s problems.
- I have never met a pizza I didn’t like.
- I have a pizza my heart reserved just for you.
- A pizza a day keeps the bad mood away.
- Pizza is like a hug in a box.
- In pizza we crust.
- Pizza is always the right answer.
- You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make pizza.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why pizza is better than everything else.
- Pizza is the key to my happiness.
- When in doubt, order pizza.
- Pizza is love, pizza is life.
- The best things in life are cheese, sauce, and dough.
- I don’t always eat pizza, but when I do, I prefer it to be hot and cheesy.
- Pizza is a circle of happiness.
- Pizza is the glue that holds my life together.
- I never met a pizza topping I didn’t like.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that’s pretty much the same thing.
- Pizza is my one true love.
- Life is short, eat the pizza.
- Pizza is not just a food, it’s a lifestyle.
- Pizza is the real MVP.
- Pizza is a slice of heaven.
- If pizza is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
- I would like to thank pizza for always being there for me.
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
- Pizza is the only circle of trust I have.
- My perfect day involves pizza and more pizza.
- I don’t always share pizza, but when I do, I prefer it to be with someone I really like.
- Pizza: because sometimes, salad just doesn’t cut it.
- Pizza is the food equivalent of a warm hug.
- Pizza is the ultimate comfort food.
- You can never have too much pizza.
- Pizza is the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Pizza is a work of art, and I’m the artist.
- Pizza makes everything better.
- I’m not saying I’m addicted to pizza, but I am saying I can quit anytime I want. I just don’t want to.
- Pizza is the foundation of a healthy diet.
- I don’t need therapy, I just need a pizza.
- Pizza is the answer to all of life’s questions.
- Pizza is like a warm blanket on a cold day.
- Pizza is my spirit animal.
- Pizza is the only thing that understands me.
- I would give up everything for one more slice of pizza.
- Pizza is not a want, it’s a need.
- Pizza is my soulmate.
- Pizza is my happy place.
- If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza and try again.
- Pizza: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.
- Pizza is my life coach.
- You can never have too many pizza slices.
- I didn’t choose the pizza life, the pizza life chose me.
- When the going gets tough, the tough order pizza.
- Pizza: the only thing I’ll never get tired of.
- Pizza: the perfect meal. It has all the food groups: carbs, cheese, and sauce.
- Pizza: the reason I have trust issues with my scale.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that’s pretty close.
- Pizza is like a warm hug for your taste buds.
- I have never met a pizza I didn’t like.
- I never met a pizza that I didn’t want to take home to meet my parents.
- Life is uncertain, but pizza is a constant.
- Pizza is not a food, it’s a lifestyle.
- Pizza is the glue that holds my life together.
- When in doubt, order pizza.
- I don’t always eat pizza, but when I do, I prefer it with extra cheese.
- Pizza: it’s not just a food, it’s an emotion.
- You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make them pizza.
- Pizza is my love language.
- Pizza: the only circle of trust you’ll ever need.
- You can’t spell ‘happiness’ without ‘pizza’.
- A day without pizza is like…just kidding, I have no idea what that’s like.
- Pizza is the answer, no matter what the question is.
- Pizza is the universal language of love.
- Pizza is my soulmate, I’m just waiting for it to propose.
- Pizza: the food of the people.
- Pizza is the one thing I won’t share, unless you have another pizza.
- Pizza is a hug in a box.
- Pizza is my spirit animal.
- Pizza is like the sun, it just makes everything better.
- The best things in life are cheese.
- Pizza is the boss of all foods.
- I never met a pizza I didn’t want to marry.
- I don’t always eat pizza, but when I do, I prefer it hot and fresh.
- Pizza: the reason I run.
- I could give up pizza, but I’m not a quitter.
- Pizza is the key to my heart, and my stomach.
- Pizza is the great unifier, it brings people together.
- Pizza: it’s not just a meal, it’s an adventure.
- Pizza: the only thing better than a hug.
- Pizza is the food equivalent of a warm blanket on a cold day.
- Pizza: the answer to all of life’s problems.
- Pizza is the food of the gods.
- I’d rather have pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner than be a quitter.
- Pizza is my happy place.
- Pizza is my go-to comfort food, and it never lets me down.
- Pizza is the only food that can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Pizza: the reason I believe in love at first sight.
- Pizza: the food that never goes out of style.
- Pizza: the only food worth breaking a diet for.
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