Petty Shade Quotes – Perfect Comebacks for Sassy Moments

I don’t need shade, I’m already shining.

If being petty was a talent, I’d be a superstar.

Throwing shade is my cardio.

I might be petty, but at least I’m entertaining.

I don’t throw shade, I drop bombs.

The only shade I see is the one under my own umbrella.

They say karma is a bitch, but I think petty is her sister.

I’m not petty, I just have a PhD in sarcasm.

I may be small, but my shade game is strong.

Never underestimate the power of a petty queen.

I’m the Picasso of petty.

If pettiness was a sport, I’d have a gold medal.

I don’t need your shade, I have my own source of light.

Petty is my middle name.

I like my shade like I like my coffee – strong and dark.

There’s no shade like the shade I throw.

Sorry, but I don’t speak petty.

I’m so petty, I could win an Olympic gold in shade-throwing.

Petty is just another word for fabulous.

I don’t need a spotlight, my shade is enough to illuminate the room.

I don’t just throw shade, I create art.

If pettiness was a profession, I’d be a millionaire.

Life’s too short to be anything but petty.

I don’t hold grudges, I just throw shade and move on.

No shade, no gain.

If you can’t handle the shade, stay out of my way.

When life gives you shade, make a sassy comeback.

I’m petty, not heartless.

I don’t need a crown, my shade is my best accessory.

I’m not petty, I’m just incredibly selective with whom I share my shade.

If there was an Olympic event for petty, I’d take home the gold.

I don’t throw shade, I create shady masterpieces.

I don’t have time for petty drama, I’m too busy being fabulous.

When life throws shade, I catch it and throw it right back.

I don’t chase people, I chase shade.

My shade is like a boomerang, it always comes back around.

Petty? More like petty fabulous.

Shade is my superpower.

I’m not petty, I’m just gifted in the art of sass.

I don’t need an invitation to throw shade, I do it effortlessly.

I love the smell of shade in the morning.

Don’t mistake my petty for weakness.

Petty is the new black.

I don’t do petty revenge, I do petty comebacks.

They say the best revenge is success, but I say it’s throwing shade with a smile.