Squeeze the day! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Pucker up! Lemon love. The zest is yet to come. Lemonade and chill. A-peel-ing. Lemons never looked so good. Keep calm and squeeze on. Zest for life! Let’s make lemon magic! Make lemonade out of lemons. Sour power. Just add…
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“Welcome to our chaos” “Come back with coffee” “Beware of dog hair” “Leave your worries at the door” “Home sweet home (sometimes)” “Hope you brought wine” “Come in, we’re awesome” “Good vibes only” “This is where the magic happens” “Please remove your shoes (and your negativity)” “A house is not…
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!” “Tequila is not my lover, but it’s definitely my friend.” “Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” “Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.” “A shot of tequila a day keeps the doctor away.” “Good times and tan lines, brought…
Crafting is cheaper than therapy. Creativity is contagious, pass it on. Crafting is my happy place. Life is short, craft it up! Crafting is the best medicine. Create with passion, wear with pride. Crafting is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life. Craft until your heart’s content. Crafting…
Let’s drop at Tilted Towers and make our mark! We’ve got this Victory Royale in the bag! Building skills on point! Squad goals: dominating the battlefield! The storm is coming, let’s make a run for it! Going for that llama loot! Reviving teammates like a boss! Let’s take down this…
I drink therefore I am. A drink a day keeps the doctor away. Alcohol you later. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…with a drink in my hand. Life is too short to drink bad wine. It’s wine o’clock somewhere. Drinking margaritas is my cardio. Drink like a…
Life is better with a little bit of glitter. When in doubt, add glitter. Glitter is always a good idea. A little sparkle goes a long way. Life’s too short for dullness. Bring on the glitter! Glitter makes everything better. Sprinkle a little glitter wherever you go. Glitter is the…
“It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.” “Jeeps don’t leak, they mark their territory.” “Life is too short to drive boring cars, that’s why I drive a Jeep.” “Jeep hair, don’t care.” “The only thing better than a Jeep is a Jeep with the top down.” “Jeep life, happy life.”…
Most likely to eat all the cookies Most likely to wear an ugly Christmas sweater Most likely to sing Christmas carols off-key Most likely to start a snowball fight Most likely to fall asleep before midnight on New Year’s Eve Most likely to forget someone’s gift Most likely to give…
“I goat this.” “I’m not stubborn, I’m just a goat.” “Goat yoga: because downward dog is too mainstream.” “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like a goat.” “You’ve goat to be kidding me.” “Goat crazy.” “Goat milk: the original almond milk.” “No kidding around, goats are awesome.”…
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