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I’m not a demon, I’m just misunderstood. Sometimes the demon inside is stronger than the angel. Embrace your inner demon, it’s what makes you unique. Beware of the demons that hide in plain sight. Don’t let the demon in your head control you. In every demon, there’s a little bit…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy. I’m not procrastinating, I’m prioritizing. I’m not being difficult, I’m just being thorough. I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m simply presenting another perspective. I’m not negative, I’m just realistic. I’m not rude, I’m honest. I’m…

Happy Birthday to my favorite wild rider! Another year older and still hitting the open road. Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting faster on that motorcycle. Happy Birthday! Wishing you a birthday filled with twists, turns, and adventures on your motorcycle. Happy Birthday to the coolest motorcycle…

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. In a world where you can be anything, be kind and drink beer. Beer is the cure for everything except stupidity. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Beer: because sometimes…

Love means nothing to a tennis player. Tennis: the sport where love means nothing, but a good backhand means everything. If you can’t handle the heat, get off the tennis court. Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility. Tennis players are…

I’m a fungi, not a fun guy! Mushroom puns are spore-t of my humor. Don’t be a truffle, share your mushrooms with others. Mushrooms are like little umbrellas for fairies. I’m a mushroom, I always grow on you. Mushrooms: the fun guys of the forest. I’m a mushroom, keep me…

Just do it. There is no finish line. If you have a body, you are an athlete. Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. The only way to do it is to do it. Don’t dream of winning. Train for it. Everything you need is already inside. Impossible…

Life is short, but the candy jar is always full! Candy is dandy, but the jar is the real prize. I only eat candy on days that end in ‘y’. A candy jar a day keeps the grumpiness away. Don’t count calories, count candies in the jar. Candy is like…

I’m so foxin’ fabulous! Sly like a fox. Stay clever like a fox. Get your fox trot on. Outfox your competition. Life’s too short to be anything but sly as a fox. Foxes are smarter than we give them credit for. What does the fox say? Everything you need to…

Spring is nature’s way of saying Let’s party! Spring fever: It’s contagious! Spring has sprung, let’s have some fun! Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be. Spring is the time to bloom and grow. Spring is the perfect time to start fresh. Spring is the season…