Funny Candy Jar Sayings

  • Life is short, but the candy jar is always full!
  • Candy is dandy, but the jar is the real prize.
  • I only eat candy on days that end in ‘y’.
  • A candy jar a day keeps the grumpiness away.
  • Don’t count calories, count candies in the jar.
  • Candy is like laughter, it’s contagious.
  • A candy jar is like a treasure chest, always full of surprises.
  • Candy is the sweetest escape from reality.
  • I don’t have a sweet tooth, I have a whole sweet mouth.
  • Keep calm and grab a candy from the jar.
  • The only thing better than candy is more candy.
  • Life is uncertain, but the candy jar is a constant.
  • Who needs love when you have a jar of candy?
  • If you can’t find happiness, look in the candy jar.
  • The candy jar is the real MVP of the office.
  • Candy is a language of love that even the youngest can understand.
  • A candy jar is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
  • Sweets for my sweet, candy for my candy jar.
  • I have a sweet tooth, but I brush with toothpaste to keep it sweet.
  • Candy is the quickest way to anyone’s heart.
  • The only thing sweeter than candy is sharing it with others.
  • Candy is not just a food, it’s an emotion.
  • A day without candy is like a day without sunshine.
  • Sugar and spice make everything nice, especially when it’s in the candy jar.
  • Candy is my love language.
  • There’s no such thing as too much candy.
  • Candy is the glue that holds my life together.
  • I’m not addicted to candy, I’m just committed to it.
  • A candy jar is like a hug in a jar.
  • Candy is like a rainbow in my mouth.
  • My day isn’t complete until I’ve raided the candy jar.
  • You’re never too old to enjoy candy from the jar.
  • Candy is the sweetest form of therapy.
  • I can resist everything except temptation…and candy.
  • Candy: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
  • Candy is the universal language of happiness.
  • The candy jar is my happy place.
  • Candy: because sometimes you just need a little sweetness in your life.
  • I don’t always eat candy, but when I do, I prefer it from the jar.
  • Candy is my kryptonite.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try a piece of candy from the jar.
  • Candy is the answer to every question.
  • A candy jar a day keeps the doctor away.
  • Candy is the soundtrack of my life.
  • The candy jar is my secret weapon for a bad day.
  • Candy is my spirit animal.
  • Candy is the dessert of life.
  • There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a handful of candy.
  • Candy is the sunshine in my pocket.
  • The candy jar: where dreams come true.
  • Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
  • I have a sugar addiction, and this jar is my enabler.
  • This candy jar is my happy place.
  • A balanced diet is a jar of candy in each hand.
  • Candy doesn’t ask questions, candy understands.
  • There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a little sugar.
  • Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Life is uncertain, but this candy jar is a constant.
  • This candy jar is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
  • Candy: because sometimes fruit just doesn’t cut it.
  • This candy jar is my emergency snack supply.
  • A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but a jar of candy makes everything better.
  • All I need is love… and a steady supply of candy.
  • I’m sweet enough already, but this candy jar is a close second.
  • Candy is the glue that holds my life together.
  • Stressed, blessed, and candy obsessed.
  • Life is short, but candy makes it sweeter.
  • No matter how old I get, candy will always be my weakness.
  • Candy is like a hug in a jar.
  • Don’t be afraid to take a candy break.
  • This candy jar is my happy pill.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask for a jar of candy instead.
  • Candy is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Candy is the ultimate pick-me-up.
  • I’m not addicted to candy, I’m committed to it.
  • A little bit of candy never hurt nobody.
  • Candy is the spice of life.
  • In a world full of chaos, this candy jar brings me peace.
  • I can resist anything except temptation… and this candy jar.
  • Candy is my love language.
  • This candy jar is my fountain of youth.
  • Candy is the sweetest form of self-care.
  • I can’t adult today, I need a jar of candy.
  • Candy is the cure for a bad day.
  • I’m not sharing my candy jar with anyone. Sorry, not sorry.
  • I put the ‘treat’ in treat yo’self.
  • This candy jar is my guilty pleasure.
  • There’s always room for candy.
  • Candy is the fastest way to my heart.
  • My dentist hates this candy jar, but I love it.
  • Candy is the one thing in life you can never have too much of.
  • This candy jar is my happy hour.
  • Candy is the key to my heart… and this jar is the key to my candy.
  • Candy: because sometimes you just need a little sweetness in your life.
  • This candy jar is my personal stash, so hands off!
  • Candy: the gift that keeps on giving (until the jar is empty).
  • I’m not a morning person, but this candy jar makes it a little better.
  • Candy is the ultimate stress ball.
  • This candy jar is the sunshine in my day.
  • Candy is my kind of meditation.

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