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Sweeten up your day with our candy jar! One candy, two candy, three candy, more! Our candy jar is what you’re looking for! Life is short, eat the candy from our jar! Indulge in some sweetness with our candy jar. Our candy jar is like a treasure chest of sweet…

You’re a peach! Sweet as a Georgia peach. Peachy keen, jelly bean. I’m peachy-keen for you. You’re the peach to my cobbler. Life is just peachy with you. You’re a fuzzy little peach. Peaches and cream, you’re my dream. I love you more than peaches love cream. Peachy vibes only.…

Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul. Riding a Harley-Davidson isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle. A Harley-Davidson isn’t just a motorcycle, it’s a work of art. Life is short, but a ride on a Harley-Davidson makes it feel longer. If you don’t ride a…

Happy birthday to someone who’s always fooling around! Here’s to another year of you being the jester of the family! You know what they say about April Fools’ babies – they’re twice as mischievous! It’s your birthday? April Fools! (But seriously, happy birthday!) Congrats on surviving another year of life…

Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast. Brunch is always a good idea. A Sunday well spent brings a week of content. Brunch: the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking. Let’s do brunch and forget about all our problems. Brunch is the answer, who cares what the question is.…

Last sail before the veil Bride tribe Future Mrs. Drunk in love Fiesta then siesta Bride’s babes Wife of the party Pop the bubbly, I’m getting a hubby I do crew Bachelorette and boujee Sipping pretty Squad goals Tying the knot She said yaaas Bride to be Champagne campaign Party…

I’m not lost, I’m just exploring! I’m not spoiled, I’m just well loved. Professional cuddler and treat taster. I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned. I’m not a morning dog, I need my beauty sleep. I’m not begging, I’m negotiating for treats. Please return me to my mommy or daddy! Too…

You’re my favorite little gnome-body. I’m gnomebody without you. You’ve gnome me from the start. Love you gnome matter what. My heart is where the gnome is. Gnome sweet gnome. You’re my little love gnome. Don’t be afraid to gnome me. You’ve got a gnome in my heart. Gnome-matter how…

You’re as slow as molasses in January. That dog won’t hunt. As the crow flies. Don’t let the cat out of the bag. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. The early bird catches the worm. The devil is in the details. You can’t make a silk purse out of…

Red hair, don’t care! Fiery hair, fiery personality. Redheads have more fun. Red hair, the ultimate power color. Red hair is not just a color, it’s an attitude. Red hair, the crown I never take off. Red hair, the color of passion and love. Red hair, a rare and beautiful…