Funny Sayings For Dog Tags

1. I’m not lost, I’m just exploring!
2. I’m not spoiled, I’m just well loved.
3. Professional cuddler and treat taster.
4. I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.
5. I’m not a morning dog, I need my beauty sleep.
6. I’m not begging, I’m negotiating for treats.
7. Please return me to my mommy or daddy!
8. Too cute to be left at home.
9. I have a PhD in puppy dog eyes.
10. Adopted and adored!
11. Life is ruff, but I’m tougher.
12. Allergic to cats and responsibility.
13. Beware of dog kisses.
14. Fur real, I’m the best dog ever.
15. Squirrel chaser and mailman watcher.
16. If found, return to nearest dog park.
17. I’m the reason my parents drink.
18. I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.
19. I’m not stubborn, I’m just determined.
20. Professional napper and toy destroyer.
21. I’m not a morning dog, I need coffee too.
22. Chief cuddler and ball fetcher.
23. I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy.
24. I’m not misbehaving, I’m expressing myself.
25. Will work for treats.
26. Born to bark and snuggle.
27. Adventurer at heart, just show me the leash.
28. My other ride is a tail wagging.
29. Drama-free and tail-wagging.
30. Born to be wild, but trained to be awesome.
31. I’m not messy, I’m creatively disorganized.
32. I may be small, but I have a big bark.
33. I’m not spoiled, my owner is just well trained.
34. I’m not old, I’m just well seasoned.
35. Lover, not a biter.
36. I’m not a lap dog, I’m a hug machine.
37. Too cute to be trained.
38. Will sit for food.
39. My mommy is the boss.
40. I may be small, but I have a big personality.
41. Life is too short to be serious all the time.
42. I’m not stubborn, I’m just determined to have my way.
43. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things.
44. I’m not barking, I’m singing the song of my people.
45. I’m not a dog, I’m a four-legged therapist.
46. I’m not naughty, I’m just curious.
47. I’m not a lap dog, I’m a personal space invader.
48. I’m not small, I’m fun-sized.
49. I’m not a diva, I’m just well-groomed.
50. I’m not a guard dog, I’m a greeting committee.
51. I’m not messy, I’m just expressing my artistic side.
52. I’m not a troublemaker, I’m a problem solver.
53. I’m not a lap dog, I’m a lap warmer.
54. I’m not high maintenance, I just have standards.
55. I’m not spoiled, I’m just loved.
56. I’m not a dog, I’m a furry family member.
57. Professional napper
58. Can’t resist belly rubs
59. Official taste tester
60. Always up for a game of fetch
61. Bark is worse than bite
62. Treat enthusiast
63. Master of snuggles
64. Champion of slobber
65. Nap king/queen
66. Official greeter
67. I’m not a morning dog
68. Squirrel chaser extraordinaire
69. Shedding is my superpower
70. Chief of security
71. Loyal AF
72. Don’t let the cute face fool you
73. Human’s best friend
74. Hair stylist to the stars (or just my owner)
75. My other ride is a car window
76. Walking buddy for hire
77. Couch potato with a tail
78. Professional beggar
79. Bacon aficionado
80. Nap time is all the time
81. I have a ball obsession
82. Always down for a car ride
83. Happiness is a wagging tail
84. Sniffing out trouble since [birthdate]
85. I’m the boss of the house
86. Pawsitively amazing
87. Fetch is my cardio
88. I’m kind of a big deal
89. A house is not a home without a dog
90. I’m not fat, I’m fluffy
91. Endless supply of kisses
92. I’m a lover, not a biter
93. Got treats?
94. Snuggle buddy for life
95. Life is short, play fetch
96. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
97. I’m not lost, I’m just exploring.
98. Free belly rubs with every pet.
99. I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.

Funny Sayings For Dog Tags part 2