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Eggs are nature’s perfect little package of protein. An egg a day keeps the hunger at bay. Eggs are the backbone of breakfast, the cornerstone of cuisine. You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Egg-cellent protein for your morning routine. The incredible, edible egg: a breakfast classic.…

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This is my lucky pair of undies, I always wear them on game day! I wear these for good luck, but I’m not telling you where they’ve been. Warning: contents under pressure. My undies may be tight, but my game is strong. I don’t always wear underwear, but when I…

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A mask isn’t just a piece of cloth; it’s a symbol of care. Wearing a mask shows you care about protecting yourself and others. Wearing a mask is a simple act of kindness. Mask up for the greater good. A mask is a small sacrifice to protect the ones you…

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The sound of engines, the smell of fuel, the thrill of speed – it’s Nascar time! Ready, set, race! Speed is in our DNA Driving fast and turning left Nascar: Where the speed meets the fearless Winning isn’t everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second It’s not…

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Soar high like an eagle. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Eagles fly alone, but they’re never lonely. A soaring eagle is a symbol of freedom. An eagle never loses its focus. Eagles don’t catch flies. The eagle sees what others cannot. An eagle doesn’t…

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Happy April! May this month bring you all the joys of spring. Wishing you a sunny and delightful April. May this April be filled with love, laughter, and new beginnings. April showers bring May flowers, so enjoy the rain and look forward to the beauty to come. Happy April Fool’s…

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Keep it light with Coors Light! Take the edge off with Coors Light! Coors Light: The perfect beer for any occasion. Drink up with Coors Light! Refreshment is just a sip away with Coors Light. Life is better with Coors Light. Taste the mountains with Coors Light. When you need…

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A mustache is the punctuation mark of a man’s face. Keep calm and grow a mustache. A man without a mustache is like a cupcake without frosting. Nothing says dapper like a well-groomed mustache. A mustache is the ultimate accessory for a gentleman. When in doubt, grow a mustache. A…

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The best moms get promoted to grandma. My grandma is my guardian angel. Happiness is being a grandma. You can call me grandma. Grandma’s love is the greatest love of all. Grandmas are a special kind of love. Blessed to be a grandma. Grandma life is the best life. Grandmas…

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Wishing you a Happy Mother’s Day, dear coworker! You’re not just a great coworker, but also an amazing mom. Happy Mother’s Day! May your Mother’s Day be filled with love, happiness, and joy! You make being a working mom look easy. Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s to a Mother’s Day full…

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