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Wishing you all the joy and happiness in the world as you celebrate your first Christmas as a married couple. May your first Christmas together be as special and unforgettable as your wedding day. Here’s to a lifetime of love and happiness, starting with your first Christmas as husband and…

Happy birthday, my dear stepson. You’ve brought so much joy to our family since the day you came into our lives. Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my amazing stepson. You’re not just a stepson, you’re a true member of our family. To the coolest stepson ever, happy birthday! I…

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural. – Darth Sidious Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force…

Three years of awesomeness! Happy third birthday to my favorite little person! You’re three today, that’s a big deal! Three cheers for the birthday boy/girl! You’re growing up so fast, happy 3rd birthday! Three years down, forever to go! Another year of love and laughter, happy 3rd birthday! It’s your…

Live with passion, laugh with joy, love with abandon. Life is too short to not live, laugh, and love. Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words. Live fully, laugh often, love endlessly. Life is a journey, so live it, laugh along the way, and love deeply. Live in…

Watts up, electricians? Amps be glad to call me for your electrical needs. Current events: Electricians save the day! I’m not an electrician, but I can light up your world. Shockingly good service since 1985. When it comes to electrical work, we’re the bright choice. Let us power up your…

I never lose at billiards, I just run out of time Billiards: because sometimes you just need to hit balls with sticks I’m not great at billiards, but I can still make a ball disappear The most important shot in billiards is the next one I play better pool when…

Life is short, eat the s’mores first. Happiness is a warm campfire and a gooey s’more. S’mores: The perfect excuse to start a fire. S’mores: The dessert that always leaves you wanting s’more. Camping without s’mores is just a missed opportunity for sweetness. S’mores: Proof that good things come in…

A lighthouse is a beacon of hope, guiding us through the storm. Like a lighthouse, a true friend is always there to guide us through life’s rough waters. Lighthouses may not move mountains, but they can save lives. A lighthouse stands tall and strong, a symbol of resilience and perseverance.…

When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. – Dawn of the Dead (1978) Zombies don’t give up, and neither should you. Zombie life: all the brains, none of the responsibility. Zombies: They’re dying to meet you. The zombie apocalypse: because life wasn’t hard enough…