- I never lose at billiards, I just run out of time
- Billiards: because sometimes you just need to hit balls with sticks
- I’m not great at billiards, but I can still make a ball disappear
- The most important shot in billiards is the next one
- I play better pool when I’m drinking, but I also drink better pool when I’m playing
- The difference between a good shot and a great shot is luck. The difference between a great shot and a champion is skill
- I have a 9-ball addiction, but at least it’s cheaper than drugs
- Some people think billiards is easy. Clearly they’ve never played pool with me
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about my shot
- I don’t always play billiards, but when I do, I prefer to win
- I’m not saying I’m the best at pool, but I’m definitely the best at breaking
- In pool, it’s not about the number of balls you make, it’s about how good you look doing it
- My pool cue has been with me longer than most of my relationships
- The best way to start a game of pool is with a break and a beer
- I’m so good at pool, I can make the cue ball jump over the moon
- I’m not trash talking, I’m just telling you what I’m going to do to you on the pool table
- I don’t always win at pool, but when I do, it’s because I’m hustling
- I’m not saying I’m the best pool player in the world, but I haven’t lost a game in my imagination
- I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool barracuda – I have to create my own opportunities
- The beauty of billiards is that it’s a game of skill and luck, and you never know which one you’re going to need
- I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I prefer to make it rain
- My pool skills are so good, I can even make the ball go backwards
- The only thing better than playing pool is winning at pool
- My pool cue is an extension of my body, and my body is an extension of my soul
- I’m not saying I’m a great pool player, but I’ve never lost a game in my head
- I’m not just playing pool, I’m on a quest for the perfect shot
- I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool barracuda – I attack from every angle
- I’m not saying I’m a pool genius, but I know the difference between a ball and a cue
- I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I always have the perfect cue
- Billiards is a thinking man’s game, and I’m a thinking man
- I’m not saying I’m the best pool player in the world, but I’m definitely the best pool player in my basement
- I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I prefer to sink balls
- I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool ninja – I move silently and strike quickly
- I’m not saying I’m a pool god, but I do have a cult following at the local pub
- I never lose, I just run out of time.
- Rack ’em up, knock ’em down, repeat.
- I’m not great at billiards, but I’m still a pool player in training.
- It’s not the cue, it’s the cue-ist.
- I’m not sandbagging, I’m just adjusting to the table.
- Billiards: because sometimes you just need to sink some balls.
- I may not have a perfect break, but I have a perfectly good excuse.
- My cue is my wand, and the balls are my magic.
- Aim for the stars, land in the pocket.
- I never practice, but when I do, I still suck.
- The only thing better than winning at billiards is winning while wearing a cowboy hat.
- Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was my billiards game.
- My game plan is simple: sink all the balls before my opponent does.
- Billiards: the game that gives me an excuse to drink and swear.
- I’m a pool shark in training, watch out for me in a few years.
- I’m not just a billiards player, I’m a ball whisperer.
- I may not be the best, but I’m certainly the best dressed.
- The trick to playing billiards is to look cool while doing it.
- I never lose, I just get out-billiarded.
- My playing style is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.
- I’m not here to play games, I’m here to win at them.
- I’m not afraid of my opponent, I’m just afraid of running out of beer.
- Billiards is like life: it’s all about the angles.
- My aim is as good as my excuse for missing the shot.
- I’m not sure if I’m a billiards player who drinks or a drinker who plays billiards.
- I don’t always play billiards, but when I do, I prefer to win.
- I don’t have a gambling problem, I have a billiards problem.
- I never met a cue I didn’t like.
- When life gives you lemons, make a lemon drop shot and keep playing billiards.
- Billiards: the only game where you can be terrible and still have fun.
- I’m not a pro, but I play one on the pool table.
- Billiards: where good sportsmanship meets beer.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the big shots.
- My game is a work in progress, but at least it’s not a total disaster.
- Billiards: the game that proves practice makes perfect…eventually.
- I may not be the best player, but I’m definitely the most entertaining.
- I’m a pool player, not a pool beggar. So get ready to pay up.
- A bad day at billiards is still better than a good day at work.
- The only thing I love more than billiards is the sound of a ball hitting the pocket.
- I’m not just a billiards player, I’m a master of the angles.
- I may not be a pool shark, but I’m definitely a pool guppy.
- My pool skills are like my bank account, always in the red.
- If billiards was easy, it would be called golf.
- I’m not great at pool, but I’m good at losing gracefully.
- Pool: the only sport where you can look cool holding a stick.
- I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m pretty sure I’m not the worst either.
- Billiards is just like life, you win some, you lose some, and sometimes the cue ball goes flying off the table.
- I may not have the best technique, but I make up for it in enthusiasm.
- I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool dolphin – I make a lot of noise but I’m not very effective.
- I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I lose.
- If at first you don’t succeed, blame the table.
- Pool is just like cooking – it’s all about timing and patience.
- I’m pretty sure I have a PhD in missing easy shots.
- I don’t always make balls, but when I do, they’re usually not the ones I was aiming for.
- Billiards is the only sport where you can be really good at something and still be terrible.
- I don’t need a fancy pool cue, just give me a broomstick and I’ll still miss the shot.
- Pool is like a box of chocolates – you never know what kind of crazy shot you’re going to get.
- I may not have the best aim, but I have the best excuses.
- Billiards: the only game where you can turn a simple shot into a physics experiment.
- If I had a nickel for every time I missed an easy shot, I could afford a better pool table.
- If at first you don’t succeed, blame it on the cue ball.
- I’m not great at pool, but I’m good at apologizing for scratching.
- When in doubt, just bank it.
- I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely better than the guy who just scratched.
- Pool isn’t just a game, it’s a way of life.
- My pool game is like my love life, lots of missed shots and awkward positions.
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