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Crafting is my therapy, and my Cricut is my therapist. DIY, but make it Cricut. When in doubt, Cricut it out. Crafting without a Cricut is like driving without a steering wheel. Life is short, buy the Cricut. The Cricut is my spirit animal. A day without Cricut-ing is like…

Being a jerk is like being a mosquito at a picnic – nobody wants you around. If being a jerk was a sport, you’d be a gold medalist. Jerk: A person who doesn’t have enough class to be a jerk-off. You can’t fix a jerk, you can only avoid them.…

I’m not lost, just taking a scenic route. Fore-get about it! I’m on a roll… down the fairway. Born to golf, forced to work. Golf is my therapy. Tee-riffic shot! Warning: may cause extreme slices or hooks. I’m in the sand again? I’m a beach bum at heart. I’m not…

A good man is a warrior in mind and spirit. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. Listen to the whispers of your ancestors. The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention. The earth is our mother; we must take care…

Brave enough to be a firefighter. Firefighters: Saving lives since [year]. Heroes don’t wear capes, they wear firefighter gear. In the line of fire, firefighters never quit. Risking our lives to save yours, that’s the firefighter way. I put out fires for a living, what’s your superpower? Firefighters: Courageous, dedicated,…

Bats: The real superheroes of the night. Don’t be afraid of bats, they won’t bite… much. Bats are the perfect pest control. Bats may be scary to some, but they are fascinating creatures. Bats: The only mammals that can fly. Bats: The keepers of the night. Without bats, the world…

You can’t beat the boogie, baby! I’m the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright! Oogie Boogie’s got a plan, and you ain’t gonna like it! I’m the boogie man, and I’m coming to getcha! When Oogie’s in the house, you know trouble’s…

Wishing a paw-some birthday to my favorite doggy! You’re not getting older, you’re getting better, just like a fine wine! Have a wag-tastic birthday! It’s your birthday! Time to let the dogs out and have some fun! Birthday licks and tail wags to the best pup ever! You bring so…

Wishing you both a warm and joyful Christmas filled with love and happiness. May this Christmas bring you both closer than ever before. Merry Christmas! Wishing you a magical Christmas full of love, laughter, and lots of cozy moments together. May the spirit of Christmas fill your hearts with joy…

45 looks good on you! Happy 45th Birthday! Don’t forget to make a wish. May your 45th year be filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake! It’s not the years in your life, it’s the life in your years. Happy 45th! Here’s to 45 years of awesomeness! You don’t…