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Old Gregg Quotes

I’m Old Gregg, and I’m a lover, not a fighter.

Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?

I’m the boatman, baby. I can take you to a funky little place nearby.

Make an assessment of me. Let me know what you think about me.

I got a mangina.

I’m Old Gregg, I’ve got so much to give. Just take a little sip of my watercolors.

Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

I’m like a love game genie. Your wish is my command.

Maybe I’ll just keep it in my pocket.

Bailey’s goes great with all sorts of things – mostly cheese.

I’m Old Gregg, the merman. You ever see a merman’s bobby bits?

Give me your name, little man.

Do you want me to show you something?

I’m Old Gregg, the periwinkle prince of the river.

We could live in a love cave.

Our love could sparkle like a thousand glittery stars.

Do you love me, like I love you?

I’m Old Gregg, and I’m fuzzy on the details.

I’ve got ya fishy fish.

You ever run away from an imaginary crab?

I like you. What do you think of me?

Do you really love me or are you just saying that?

Make an assessment, make a judgement.

Don’t make me hurt you. Because I will.

You’re my love, my love, my lady love.

Do you have any fluffy white cakes?

I’m a watercolor masterpiece.

Old Gregg Quotes part 2

Will you ever love me if I let you go home?

I’m Old Gregg, I’m the merman!

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

I got a mangina!

I’m Old Gregg, I’m unique, just like everyone else.

I’m like a love game genie, here to fulfill your wildest dreams.

Let me show you my downstairs mix-up.

Bailey’s and cheese, my two true loves.

I’m Old Gregg, the periwinkle prince of the lake.

We’ll live in a love cave, where our love will shine like a thousand stars.

Do you love me, as much as I love you?

I’m a mysterious merman, fuzzy on the details.

I got you, you fishy fish.

Ever run away from an imaginary crab? I have.

What do you think of me? I like you.

Make an assessment, make a judgement. Do you really love me?

Don’t make me hurt you, because I will.

You’re my lady love, my love, my love.

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