Nursing: because heroes don’t wear capes, they wear scrubs.
Nursing: where every day is an adventure and every patient is a puzzle to solve.
Nursing: the only job where you get to yell at people for asking you to take their pants off.
I became a nurse because my Hogwarts letter never came.
Nursing: where you can have a conversation about bowel movements and it’s considered normal.
Nurses: the real-life superheroes who can handle bodily fluids without flinching.
Nursing: where coffee and dry shampoo are essential survival tools.
I became a nurse so I could diagnose people from the comfort of my couch while watching TV shows.
Nursing: because saying ‘I don’t know’ is not an option.
Nursing: more than just taking temperatures and fluffing pillows.
Being a nurse is like being a dog walker, but the dogs can talk and they’re on the verge of death.
Nursing: the only profession where having a bladder of steel is a desirable trait.
Nurses: the masters of juggling life-saving equipment and a cup of coffee.
Nursing: where a good sense of humor is required to cope with the daily chaos.
I became a nurse so I could wear pajamas to work every day and still be considered professional.
Nursing: where you can go from comforting a crying patient to unclogging a toilet in the blink of an eye.
Being a nurse means being fluent in medical jargon and patient charades.
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Nursing: where you can change a bedpan like a pro but don’t ask us to solve simple math problems.
Nursing: the only job where you can save lives and still get yelled at for not bringing enough cookies.
I became a nurse because my secret dream was to be a professional band-aid dispenser.
Nursing: where taking a lunch break feels like a luxury.
Being a nurse means getting more hugs from patients than anyone else in the world.
Nursing: where laughter is the best medicine, but we still have Ibuprofen just in case.
Nursing: the only job where you can simultaneously be a therapist, chef, and detective.
I became a nurse so I could spend my days wearing shoes that are more comfortable than fashionable.
Nursing: the perfect combination of science, compassion, and caffeine.
Being a nurse means knowing all the best hiding spots in the hospital for a quick nap.
Nursing: where the ER stands for ‘Endless Requests’ and not ‘Emergency Room’.
I became a nurse so I could wear gloves and a mask and pretend I’m in a superhero movie.
Nursing: where we make it look easy, even when everything is falling apart.
Nursing: the art of remaining calm while someone coughs directly in your face.
Being a nurse means being able to decipher the illegible handwriting of doctors.
Nursing: where you can develop the ability to sleep standing up during night shifts.
Nursing: the only profession where you can use the phrase ‘mind if I take a peek at your wound?’ at a dinner party.
Being a nurse means being someone’s hero even if they don’t realize it.
Nursing: where you can go from tears to laughter in a matter of seconds.
Nursing: the only job where you’re judged on your ability to wear bright-colored socks.
I became a nurse so I could have the pleasure of removing a large wad of earwax from someone’s ear.
Nursing: where you can witness miracles and disasters within the same day.
Being a nurse means being the person who knows where everything is, from adhesive bandages to the coffee machine.
Nursing: where you can go from feeling like a superhero to feeling like a patient in a matter of minutes.
Nursing: the only profession where you can receive demanding calls from your patients even when you’re off-duty.
I became a nurse so I could make people laugh even on their worst days.
Nursing: where your bladder capacity shrinks in direct proportion to your workload.
Being a nurse means being the one person who can bring comfort and hope to those who need it most.
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