November: the month where we pretend to like pumpkin spice everything.
November is just October’s awkward cousin.
November: the month where we all regret not dressing warmer.
November: when the autumn leaves remind us that the year is almost over and we still haven’t achieved our New Year’s resolutions.
November: the month of more gravy than your waistline can handle.
November: the time of year when we switch from iced coffee to hot chocolate like it’s a life-changing decision.
November: the month where we start wearing our winter coats indoors.
November: where the countdown to Christmas begins and the stress levels skyrocket.
November: the month where we try to convince ourselves that it’s still socially acceptable to wear Halloween costumes.
November: the month where everyone suddenly remembers they have a ‘fall wardrobe’ they never wear.
November: the month where we use the excuse of ‘it’s too cold’ to cancel plans we never wanted to go to in the first place.
November: the time of year when our bank accounts start crying from all the holiday shopping.
November: the month where we contemplate joining a gym but ultimately decide that a warm blanket and hot chocolate are more appealing.
November: the month where we spend hours raking leaves just to watch them blow back into our yard.
November: the month where we use daylight saving time as an excuse for being late to everything.
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November: the month where we become professional soup connoisseurs.
November: the time of year when we pretend to be surprised that it’s already dark at 5 PM.
November: the month where we give thanks for elastic waistbands.
November: the month where we start practicing our ‘I can’t believe it’s already December’ speeches.
November: the time of year when our favorite activity becomes hibernation.
November: the month when ‘layering’ becomes our middle name.
November: the month where we wish we were bears and could just sleep until spring.
November: the month where we buy more cozy socks than we do anything else.
November: the time of year when we must resist the temptation to wear a Snuggie in public.
November: the month where we stock up on tissue boxes for those inevitable seasonal colds.
November: the time of year when our hair becomes a constant battle against static electricity.
November: the month where ‘pumpkin spice lattes’ transforms into ‘Christmas music on repeat.’
November: the month where we realize we probably won’t be achieving our beach body goals anytime soon.
November: the time of year when our umbrellas become our most treasured possession.
November: the month where our calendars suddenly fill up with holiday work parties we’d rather avoid.
November: the month where we start counting down the days until Black Friday sales.
November: the time of year when we convince ourselves that wearing three sweaters is a fashion statement.
November: the month where our holiday baking skills suddenly skyrocket and our waistlines pay the price.
November: the month where 90% of our conversations consist of weather updates.
November: the time of year when a warm mug of tea becomes our constant companion.
November: the month where we pretend we don’t see Christmas decorations going up before Thanksgiving.
November: the month where our morning alarms become the enemy of our warm and cozy beds.
November: the time of year when we finally give in and buy a space heater for the office.
November: the month where we debate the ethics of wearing pajamas as real clothes in public.
November: the time of year when our productivity levels drop to an all-time low due to ‘holiday anticipation syndrome’.
November: the month where we become professional ‘layer peelers’.
November: the month where every shopping trip turns into a mission for the perfect holiday gift.
November: the time of year when our Instagram feeds become flooded with pictures of fall foliage.
November: the month where we add extra marshmallows to our hot chocolate because ‘it’s getting cold outside’.
November: the time of year when we start counting down the days until we can legitimately wear a blanket scarf.
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