November Quotes Funny

November: the month where we pretend to like pumpkin spice everything.

November is just October’s awkward cousin.

November: the month where we all regret not dressing warmer.

November: when the autumn leaves remind us that the year is almost over and we still haven’t achieved our New Year’s resolutions.

November: the month of more gravy than your waistline can handle.

November: the time of year when we switch from iced coffee to hot chocolate like it’s a life-changing decision.

November: the month where we start wearing our winter coats indoors.

November: where the countdown to Christmas begins and the stress levels skyrocket.

November: the month where we try to convince ourselves that it’s still socially acceptable to wear Halloween costumes.

November: the month where everyone suddenly remembers they have a ‘fall wardrobe’ they never wear.

November: the month where we use the excuse of ‘it’s too cold’ to cancel plans we never wanted to go to in the first place.

November: the time of year when our bank accounts start crying from all the holiday shopping.

November: the month where we contemplate joining a gym but ultimately decide that a warm blanket and hot chocolate are more appealing.

November: the month where we spend hours raking leaves just to watch them blow back into our yard.

November: the month where we use daylight saving time as an excuse for being late to everything.

November Quotes Funny part 2

November: the month where we become professional soup connoisseurs.

November: the time of year when we pretend to be surprised that it’s already dark at 5 PM.

November: the month where we give thanks for elastic waistbands.

November: the month where we start practicing our ‘I can’t believe it’s already December’ speeches.

November: the time of year when our favorite activity becomes hibernation.

November: the month when ‘layering’ becomes our middle name.

November: the month where we wish we were bears and could just sleep until spring.

November: the month where we buy more cozy socks than we do anything else.

November: the time of year when we must resist the temptation to wear a Snuggie in public.

November: the month where we stock up on tissue boxes for those inevitable seasonal colds.

November: the time of year when our hair becomes a constant battle against static electricity.

November: the month where ‘pumpkin spice lattes’ transforms into ‘Christmas music on repeat.’

November: the month where we realize we probably won’t be achieving our beach body goals anytime soon.

November: the time of year when our umbrellas become our most treasured possession.

November: the month where our calendars suddenly fill up with holiday work parties we’d rather avoid.

November: the month where we start counting down the days until Black Friday sales.

November: the time of year when we convince ourselves that wearing three sweaters is a fashion statement.

November: the month where our holiday baking skills suddenly skyrocket and our waistlines pay the price.

November: the month where 90% of our conversations consist of weather updates.

November: the time of year when a warm mug of tea becomes our constant companion.

November: the month where we pretend we don’t see Christmas decorations going up before Thanksgiving.

November: the month where our morning alarms become the enemy of our warm and cozy beds.

November: the time of year when we finally give in and buy a space heater for the office.

November: the month where we debate the ethics of wearing pajamas as real clothes in public.

November: the time of year when our productivity levels drop to an all-time low due to ‘holiday anticipation syndrome’.

November: the month where we become professional ‘layer peelers’.

November: the month where every shopping trip turns into a mission for the perfect holiday gift.

November: the time of year when our Instagram feeds become flooded with pictures of fall foliage.

November: the month where we add extra marshmallows to our hot chocolate because ‘it’s getting cold outside’.

November: the time of year when we start counting down the days until we can legitimately wear a blanket scarf.

Alfred Sorsazo

A seeker of inspiration and beauty in words. I share quotes that touch the soul, provoke thought, and inspire change.

Finding and sharing wisdom that helps you better understand yourself and the world around you. Why quotes? Short phrases contain incredible power - they can inspire, support, give hope, or just make you smile.

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