Napoleon Dynamite – The Memorable Quotes of Tina the Llama

Do you think I’m fat? Because I eat a lot of tots.

I always feel like I’m running out of tots, it’s a real crisis.

I may not be cool, but I can still rock a side ponytail.

Boys only want one thing, and that’s my tots.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Life is short, but tots are forever.

I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a pet llama named Tina.

Some people have pets, I have a pet llama. It’s a lifestyle choice.

Tina may be a llama, but she’s my ride or die.

Tots are the key to my heart, and maybe some sweet dance moves.

Who needs friends when you have tots?

I may not be a snappy dresser, but I can rock a tater tot casserole.

I’m the Napoleon of tots, ruling the tater kingdom.

When life gives you tots, make tater tot nachos.

Tina, my loyal llama, you complete me.

Who needs a social life when you have a pet llama named Tina?

I’m not single, I’m just in a committed relationship with tots.

Tots are the perfect companions for an epic Netflix binge.

Forget about the popular clique, I’m part of the tot squad.

Tina, my llama friend, we were born to be wild.

I may not have superpowers, but I can eat an entire bag of tots in one sitting.

Having a pet llama makes me feel like I’m in a real-life fairy tale.

Tina, my spirit animal, let’s conquer the world together.

Some people dream of being rich, I dream of a lifetime supply of tots.

You can take away my dignity, but you can’t take away my love for tots.

Tina, my llama partner, let’s ride into the sunset together.

I may not be the popular kid, but I’m the unofficial tots ambassador.

Tina, my four-legged sidekick, you make life so much more interesting.

Instead of a superhero cape, I have a tater tot cape. Equally cool, if you ask me.

Some people have hobbies, I have a deep appreciation for tots.

Having a pet llama makes every day a little more magical.

I’m not weird, I’m just a tater tot connoisseur.

Tina, my llama queen, let’s rule the world together.

Who needs a boyfriend when you have a pet llama who loves tots as much as you do?

I may not have a glamorous life, but I have a pet llama named Tina. It’s pretty awesome if you ask me.

I may not be the most popular, but I’m definitely the coolest tot lover around.

Tina, you’re not just a llama, you’re a soulmate.

Some people collect stamps, I collect tater tot recipes.

I may not be the class president, but I’m the undisputed tot taste tester.

Tina, my loyal companion, together we can conquer any tot shortage.

Who needs a prom date when you have a llama as fabulous as Tina?

I’m not just a lover of tots, I’m a lifelong devotee.

Tina, my trusty steed, let’s ride into the sunset and find more tots to conquer.

You may think tots are just a snack, but to me, they’re a way of life.

Tina, my llama love, together we can take on the world, one tater tot at a time.