Meow is the time for justice, officer.
Pull over, ’cause this is the highway to hilarity.
You boys like Mexico? Well, tonight, Mexico likes you!
Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a mustache and I’m not afraid to use it.
Keep calm and chug syrup, troopers.
The snozzberries taste like justice.
Trying to outrun the Super Troopers? That’s a real cat-astrophe.
There’s nothing more dangerous than a trooper with a sense of humor.
Hey, c’mon guys, let’s give these delinquents a taste of our funny bone.
They may call us Super Troopers, but we’re more like Superheroes in silly costumes.
You mess with the mustache, you get the horns.
Our radar guns may be loaded, but our jokes are lethal.
You may think you’re a badass, but can you tell a joke while issuing a citation? I didn’t think so.
The only thing fiercer than our dedication to the law is our dedication to making people laugh.
If comedy were a crime, we’d be serving life sentences.
Super Troopers: keeping the streets safe and people entertained since forever.
We may be goofy on the outside, but we’re serious about our duty on the inside.
Putting the ‘fun’ in ‘funny’ since day one.
You’d be surprised how many perps can’t resist cracking a smile when faced with a trooper with a sense of humor.
When the going gets tough, the tough get funny.
Memorable Super Troopers Quotes part 2
You know you’re in trouble when you’re surrounded by a bunch of troopers armed with wit and puns.
Our crime-fighting strategy: disarm them with laughter.
Just remember, we may be joking around, but we’re still watching you.
I’ve got a badge and a punchline, and I’m not afraid to use either one.
Step aside, punks, there’s a new sheriff in town and he’s got killer one-liners.
To serve and protect…your funny bone.
We don’t just write tickets, we write comedy gold.
You can’t handle the jokes!
They say laughter is the best medicine – well, consider us the paramedics of hilarity.
The Super Troopers: because laughter is the universal language of law enforcement.
We may be armed with badges, but our sense of humor is our most lethal weapon.
You thought Super Troopers 2 was funny? Well, just wait until you see us in action on the streets.
Sometimes, the best way to get through a stressful situation is with a well-timed punchline.
Don’t underestimate the power of a trooper with a sense of humor – we’ll have you laughing and in handcuffs in no time.
We’re like the comedians of law enforcement, only with more chase scenes.
You can run, but you can’t escape the laughter.
Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with jokes and justice.
Criminals beware: we’re not only armed with a sense of humor, but also an arsenal of pranks.
We’ve got a knack for making people laugh, but never forget that we’re still the boys in blue.
We may be the Super Troopers, but even superheroes need a good laugh every now and then.
Breaking the law is no laughing matter, unless you’re dealing with the Super Troopers.
We’re the secret ingredient that turns a regular traffic stop into a comedy show.
Don’t let the uniforms fool you – we’re serious about silly walks and even sillier jokes.
We take our job seriously, but we also take our punchlines seriously. It’s all about balance.
Super Troopers: where slapstick comedy meets law enforcement.
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