Letterkenny Quotes – Best Lines and Memorable Moments from the Hit Canadian Comedy Show

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er!

If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

You’re spare parts, aren’t you bud?

I’m so tough, I drink whole milk straight from the carton.

I’ve got a face for radio and a voice for print.

Did a wheelie on my tractor, got a welding burn on my leg. That’s life in Letterkenny!

The only thing tougher than a Letterkenny degenerate is a winter storm.

I can drink you under the table and still build a barn the next morning.

I’m so fast, I can outrun a possum on roller blades.

My momma always said, if life gives you lemons, throw ’em at someone’s head.

You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

The only thing hotter than the frying pan in Letterkenny is the gossip.

I’ve got more moves than a stripper at a Christmas party.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also really good at fixing tractors.

I’m so good at drinking, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I’ve got more hustle than a beaver building a dam.

If you mess with the Hicks, you’ll end up in a heap of ‘pitter patter’

I’m too blessed to be stressed, too slick to be a hick.

I’m like a tornado, coming in hot and leaving a trail of destruction behind me.

I’m the alpha dog, ain’t nobody gonna knock me off my throne.

Letterkenny Quotes – Best Lines and Memorable Moments from the Hit Canadian Comedy Show part 2

If life gives you potatoes, make poutine.

I can drink beer faster than you can say ‘Letterkenny’

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also really good at telling the time. It’s beer o’clock.

I’m so tough, I brush my teeth with a chainsaw.

I’m so slick, I can slide through a pigsty without getting dirty.

You can’t break my spirit, I’m as resilient as a hockey puck.

I may be a hick, but I’ve got more style than a hipster in a thrift store.

I’ve got more game than a moose in heat.

I’m not just a hick, I’m a hick with a heart of gold.

I don’t need a GPS, I’ve got the whole town of Letterkenny mapped out in my head.

I’m so cool, I can make a polar bear sweat.

I’m the king of the hill, ruler of Letterkenny.

I may not have all my teeth, but I’ve got a smile that can melt ice.

I’m the captain of the ship, steering my way through the rough seas of small-town drama.

I’m like a firecracker, exploding with energy and leaving a colorful explosion in my wake.

I can bench press a tractor, no problem.

I’m so fast, I can outrun my own shadow.

I’m a top-notch hick, ain’t nobody gonna mess with me.

I’m so tough, I can wrestle a bear and come out on top.

I’ve got more moves than a scarecrow in a windy field.

I’m like a tornado of charisma, leaving a trail of awestruck individuals behind me.

I’ve got more rhythm than a chicken on a hot plate.

I may be a hick, but I’ve got more wisdom than a tree full of owls.

I’m not just tough, I’m letterkenny tough.

I may be a hick, but I’m the coolest hick in town.