Legally Blonde Quotes

Am I the only one who cares about the rules around here?

It’s not called being a bitch, it’s called being confident.

I don’t need a man to validate my intelligence.

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

I’m in a perfumery studying the art of deception.

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde.

You must always have faith in yourself, but you can’t survive on faith alone.

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.

A Harvard degree is only as good as the person who earns it.

You must always remember to bend and snap.

The law faculty committee should not be able to choose based on some archaic notion of what makes a good lawyer.

I object! That man is a bonafide grifter.

If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not threatened by my success.

I’m gonna be a lawyer. I have the whole Weight Watchers program memorized.

Sometimes it is necessary to take risks.

Don’t underestimate a woman who knows what she wants.

You can do anything you put your mind to.

I’m stronger than I look.

Being underestimated can be a great advantage.

The law may be black and white, but life is full of shades of gray.

I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb.

I have a mind as sharp as my fashion sense.

Chihuahuas are not dogs. They’re genetically closer to rats.

Just because I’m a sorority girl doesn’t mean I can’t be serious about my career.

My resume says it all: On a scale of one to ten, I’m an eleven.

Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean I can’t kick ass in the courtroom.

My hair color doesn’t define my abilities.

I may have gone to Harvard, but I’m still the same girl from Malibu.

The law is like a fashion trend, it’s always changing.

Legally blonde and proud of it!

It’s not just about winning the case, it’s about justice.

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.

I may have pink shoes, but my arguments are as strong as steel.

I may look like a Barbie, but I fight like a warrior.

Blondes have more fun, especially in the courtroom.

Just because I like pink doesn’t mean I can’t handle the pressure.

I may have a cute wardrobe, but I also have a sharp legal mind.

Being smart and stylish is not a contradiction.

I may be underestimated, but I always prove them wrong.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I can save myself.

Brains and beauty can coexist.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I’m not afraid to take risks and chase my dreams.

I may be blonde, but I know my way around a law library.

I’m not just a blonde, I’m a master of the courtroom.