LeBron’s Hilarious Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I’m not a player, I just LeBron a lot.

If you can’t handle the heat, stay away from my game.

I may be the King, but I still miss my Mom’s cooking.

I just dunked so hard, I broke the laws of gravity.

Laughter is the best medicine, and I’m the funniest player in the game!

I don’t just make shots, I make friends.

If basketball were easy, they’d call it football.

I’m a basketball player, not a fortune teller, but I predict a lot of threes in your future.

Big shoes are a prerequisite for greatness, and luckily I have big feet.

If you can’t handle the swish, get out of my dish.

I don’t need a cape to be a superhero, I have my basketball skills.

I’m not just a triple-double threat, I’m a triple-threat comedian too.

If I were a rapper, my name would be Le-Bron.

I don’t need luck, I have skill and a great sense of humor.

I’m not just a basketball player, I’m a fashion icon too.

I’m not just an MVP, I’m the Most Valuable Prankster.

Basketball may be my job, but making people laugh is my passion.

If you can’t handle the trash talk, stay off the court.

I don’t just play basketball, I perform miracles.

I’m the LeBron James of jokes, always delivering.

I may be a professional athlete, but I can also do some slam poetry.

LeBron’s Hilarious Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2

Dribbling a basketball is like dancing with the Devil… but in a good way.

I’m the LeBron of laughter, always bringing the funny to the game.

I don’t sweat, I glisten. And it’s pretty darn funny.

Life might be a game, but I’m the funny coach.

If you can’t handle my sense of humor, you definitely can’t handle my basketball skills.

I don’t need a comeback, I create a comeback.

I don’t just shoot hoops, I shoot for the stars.

I may be a legend on the court, but I’m also a legend in the joke book.

I’m not just a player, I’m a comedian trapped in a basketball player’s body.

If you can’t handle my jokes, just wait till you see my fast breaks.

I may not be funny to everyone, but I’m definitely funny to myself.

I’m the LeBron of laughter, always in the zone.

I don’t just score points, I score laughs too.

I don’t just play basketball, I give comedy a shot too.

I’m not just a clutch player, I’m a clutch joke-teller too.

I’m not just a basketball player, I’m a funny man with a jump shot.

I don’t just shake defenders, I shake the funny bone too.

If basketball was a comedy show, I’d be the headliner.

I may be the King, but I’m also the King of Comedy.

I’m not just an athlete, I’m an entertainer with a killer crossover.

I may not have a rubber chicken, but I can make you laugh like a clown.

I don’t just score in the paint, I score laughs too.

I’m not just a basketball player, I’m an artist… a funny artist.