February: the month when everyone realizes they’ve given up on their New Year’s resolutions.
In February, I have a perfect excuse for staying in bed all day: it’s too cold!
Why is February the shortest month? Because it’s the month of love, and time flies when you’re in love!
February: the month of love and cheap chocolates.
February is like a leap year baby – it only shows up once every four years, but when it does, it makes a big impact.
I always lose track of time in February…probably because it has so few days!
In February, you can tell if someone is single by how much they complain about Valentine’s Day.
February: the only month where even the weather can’t decide if it’s hot or cold.
If February had a middle name, it would be ‘procrastination’.
February is the perfect month for a ‘winter bod’ because it’s too cold to do anything else.
February: the month of love and overdosing on heart-shaped candy.
In February, my favorite sport is curling up under a blanket and hibernating.
Why do they call it February? Because it ‘feels’ like winter will never end!
February: the month that tests your willpower to stick to your resolutions…spoiler alert, most of us fail.
February: the month where I need seven blankets just to survive the night.
February: the month when the thermostat becomes a constant battle between couples.
Laughing Through February – Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Winter part 2
In February, the only exercise I do is flipping the pages of a book.
Why do we have Groundhog Day in February? Because the groundhog needs an excuse to not come out of its burrow.
February: the month of hot cocoa and cold toes.
February is the quietest month because everyone is too cold to talk.
February: the month where it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pint of ice cream by yourself.
In February, my motivation level is at its annual low. Call it the ‘winter blues’ or just pure laziness.
February: the month where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear a blanket as a fashionable accessory.
February is like a bad blind date – it never lives up to your expectations.
In February, I have a love-hate relationship with the groundhog…is spring coming or not?
Why is February the month of love? Because it takes a miracle to find someone willing to go out in the cold with you.
February: the only time of year when the words ‘polar vortex’ become a regular part of our vocabulary.
In February, the only thing I’m chasing is the sun.
February: the month where ‘layering’ becomes a fashion trend.
February is the month where my ice scraper becomes my most trusted companion.
In February, I choose my Netflix binge-watching list over any social plans.
Why is February the shortest month? Because it knows we can’t handle any more winter!
February: the month where every girl secretly hopes for a romantic Valentine’s Day surprise.
In February, I’m an expert at dodging cupid’s arrows.
February: the month where we start to question every decision we made on New Year’s Eve.
February is like a romantic rollercoaster…one minute you’re up, the next you’re down.
In February, I’m torn between wanting to stay home and hibernate, and wanting to escape to a tropical island.
February: the month when the struggle to find matching socks becomes real.
In February, I’m constantly torn between wanting to eat everything in sight and wanting to fit into my summer clothes.
Why does February have an extra ‘r’? Because it’s ‘brrrrrr’ cold!
February: the month where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear your sweatpants every day.
In February, I’m like a snowman…I just want to stay inside where it’s warm.
February: the month when you realize you haven’t stuck to any of your New Year’s fitness goals.
In February, I’m convinced that spring is just a myth invented to give us hope.
February: the month where we all forget what the sun looks like.
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