I shot a cupcake, and it was deliciously bulletproof.
I like my gun like I like my coffee – strong and ready to make a loud noise.
I may not be a sharpshooter, but I can still shoot the breeze.
Guns aren’t just for self-defense – they’re also a great way to get some target practice in.
I don’t always shoot guns, but when I do, I prefer it to be Nerf.
They say guns don’t kill people, but I’ve yet to see a person spontaneously combust.
I may not be a cowboy, but I can still draw faster than most modern artists.
Instead of bullets, can we load guns with confetti? Because that would make for some epic surprise parties.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but have they ever seen a gun? It’s pretty mighty too.
I’ve got a bullet with your name on it, but don’t worry, I also have a sticker that says ‘return to sender.’
I don’t need a gun license, I have a ‘To Infinity and Beyond’ laser gun license from outer space.
I tried to join the Gun Club, but they told me I was ‘way off target.’ I guess I’ll stick to being the president of the Nerf Club.
Guns are like Pictionary – it’s all about drawing, accuracy, and making your opponents go ‘wow’.
They say guns are loud, but have you ever tried turning up the volume on your air guitar?
My gun range instructor said, ‘Aim for the stars,’ so I tried to shoot the moon. Unfortunately, I realized I was in a shooting range, not NASA.
I don’t always shoot guns, but when I do, the target better watch out.
I named my gun ‘Sarcasm’ because it’s an expert at firing witty comebacks.
Not everyone can handle guns – it takes a special kind of finger coordination to pull that trigger with style.
Shotguns are like the superhero sidekicks of the gun world – they always have your back, even in the messiest situations.
I don’t hunt, but I’m pretty good at ducking for cover when someone fires a Nerf gun at me.
You know you’re a gun enthusiast when your dream car has a built-in shooting range.
Guns and roses – a deadly combination if you’re allergic to flowers and bulletproof vests.
They say patience is a virtue, but have they ever waited for a perfect shot at the gun range? Now that’s virtuous.
Guns are like chocolate – you can’t have just one. But please, don’t eat your guns.
I used to be a gun expert, but then someone told me that a ‘gun show’ wasn’t actually a place to show off my collection. Now I just show off my dance moves.
Some people collect stamps, I collect gun-shaped toast – it’s like eating a piece of ‘firepower’ every morning.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they ever tried shooting a clown target with a Nerf gun? It’s a close second.
Guns are like remote controls for humans – pressing the trigger is like changing the channel to ‘bullet time’.
My gun range instructor told me to ‘aim high,’ so I aimed for the moon. Unfortunately, it was daytime.
They say guns don’t solve problems, but have they ever seen a ‘bang’ flag gun? It solves the problem of boredom at least.
I asked my gun to go on a double date, but it said it was already seeing a ‘laser sight’. Guess I’ll be the third wheel.
Gun reloading is like trying to fit all your luggage into a tiny car trunk – you just need to cram it all in there and hope for the best.
If guns could talk, they would probably say, ‘Stop making gun puns, you’re killing me.’
I don’t need 20/20 vision when shooting – I have a built-in eagle eye from playing too many video games.
I asked my gun if it wanted a ‘bulletproof’ vest, but it declined, saying it preferred ‘stopping power’ squats instead.
They say knowledge is power, but have they ever held a loaded gun? That’s some serious power in your hands.
I asked my gun if it wanted a ‘muzzle break’, but it said it preferred a ‘snack break’ instead. Time for some bullets and burgers!
I don’t always shoot guns, but when I do, it’s usually because I tripped over my own feet.
Guns and puns – a deadly combination for skeptics and unamused bystanders.
I tried to join the Gun Club, but they said I wasn’t ‘trigger happy’ enough. Guess I’ll just stick to starting a ‘Pun Club’.
They say guns don’t make you invincible, but have they ever seen a Nerf Battle Royale? It’s a whole new world of invincibility.
Guns are like the wings on an eagle – they give you the power to soar, but they also come with a hefty parking fine.
I asked my gun if it wanted to ‘lock and load’, but it said it preferred to ‘rock and roll’ instead. Guess it wants to join a band.
If you can’t handle the recoil, you can always shoot your gun with a selfie stick for a ‘long-range’ experience.
Guns aren’t just a fashion statement – they’re also a great conversation starter. Just make sure to talk with your hands, not your trigger finger.
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