Larry David Quotes

I have a very strange relationship with time. Sometimes it feels like it’s on my side, and other times it’s working against me.

I’ve learned that there’s no such thing as a truly selfless act. Even when we do something nice for someone else, we’re still getting something out of it.

I always find it funny how people expect me to have all the answers. I don’t even have all the questions!

I believe in the power of silence. Sometimes saying nothing says more than words ever could.

I’ve come to accept that I’m just not a morning person. If I could, I would sleep until noon every day.

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my own personal sitcom. And let me tell you, it’s a pretty funny show.

I’ve learned that trying to please everyone is a fool’s errand. You’re better off just being yourself.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I don’t regret any of them. They’ve all made me who I am today.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think sarcasm is a close second.

I’ve never been a big fan of small talk. Let’s skip the pleasantries and get straight to the good stuff.

I find that the best way to deal with stress is to just laugh at it. Life’s too short to take everything so seriously.

I’ve come to realize that it’s okay to be a little bit selfish sometimes. You have to take care of yourself before you can take care of anyone else.

I’m not a fan of censorship. I think people should be able to say what they want, no matter how offensive it may be.

I’ve learned that honesty is the best policy, even if it sometimes hurts a little.

I’ve always been a bit of a rebel. I don’t like following the crowd, I like going my own way.

I’ve learned that it’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.

I’ve found that the best way to solve a problem is to talk it out. Communication is key.

I’ve always been a bit of a perfectionist. Sometimes it’s a blessing, other times it’s a curse.

I’ve learned that it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I’m not a fan of small talk. Let’s skip the pleasantries and get straight to the good stuff.

I’ve always believed that you have to give respect to get respect.

I’ve come to realize that the best things in life are often the simplest.

I’ve learned that it’s okay to ask for help. We all need a little support sometimes.

I’ve never been a fan of gossip. It’s a waste of time and energy.

I’ve found that a good sense of humor can get you through even the toughest situations.

I’ve learned that it’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.

I believe in the power of laughter. It can brighten even the darkest of days.

I’ve never understood the concept of regret. Everything we do has led us to where we are now.

I’ve always believed in the power of the individual. We all have the ability to make a difference.

I’ve learned that it’s better to be kind than to be right. Sometimes you just have to let things go.

I’ve always been a bit of a dreamer. I believe in chasing after what you want, no matter how crazy it may seem.

I’ve found that the best way to solve a problem is to talk it out. Communication is key.

I’ve learned that sometimes you have to take risks in order to get what you want.

I’ve never been one to conform. I like to do things my own way, even if it’s not the popular choice.

I’ve always been a bit of a rebel. I don’t like following the crowd, I like going my own way.

I’ve learned that it’s okay to ask for help. We all need a little support sometimes.

I’ve come to realize that the best things in life are often the simplest.

I’ve always believed that you have to give respect to get respect.

I’ve found that a good sense of humor can get you through even the toughest situations.

I’ve learned that it’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.

I believe in the power of laughter. It can brighten even the darkest of days.

I’ve never understood the concept of regret. Everything we do has led us to where we are now.

I’ve always believed in the power of the individual. We all have the ability to make a difference.

I’ve learned that it’s better to be kind than to be right. Sometimes you just have to let things go.

I’ve always been a bit of a dreamer. I believe in chasing after what you want, no matter how crazy it may seem.