Jersey Shore Sayings

  • Cabs are here!
  • GTL all day!
  • I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
  • T-shirt time!
  • I’ll never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
  • Spiral squad!
  • Grenades!
  • The situation is under control.
  • I got a situation here!
  • Where’s the beach?
  • We’ve got a situation.
  • I’m on a juice cleanse, bro.
  • Do you even lift, bro?
  • Gym, tan, laundry.
  • Party’s here!
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a landmine.
  • It’s t-shirt time, it’s always t-shirt time.
  • I’m not a stalker, I’m just dedicated.
  • I don’t like to wait for anything, except a beach day.
  • I’ll take care of the situation.
  • I’m not a player, I’m a lover.
  • I’m not a creep, I’m just misunderstood.
  • I’m not a snooki, I’m a Nicole.
  • I’m not a JWOWW, I’m a Jenni.
  • I’m not a Ronnie, I’m a Ron.
  • I’m not a Sammi, I’m a Samantha.
  • I’m not a Vinny, I’m a Vincent.
  • I’m not a Deena, I’m a Danielle.
  • I’m not a Pauly D, I’m a Paul.
  • I’m not a Mike, I’m a Michael.
  • I’m not a Angelina, I’m an Angel.
  • I’m not a situation, I’m a person.
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a pineapple.
  • I’m not a stalker, I’m just interested.
  • I’m not a douchebag, I’m just confident.
  • I’m not a juicehead, I’m just muscular.
  • I’m not a liar, I’m just forgetful.
  • I’m not a drunk, I’m just having fun.
  • I’m not a drama queen, I’m just passionate.
  • I’m not a diva, I’m just fabulous.
  • I’m not a train wreck, I’m just human.
  • I’m not a hot mess, I’m just a work in progress.
  • I’m not a slore, I’m just living my life.
  • I’m not a player, I’m just playing the game.
  • I’m not a clown, I’m just funny.
  • I’m not a poser, I’m just trying new things.
  • I’m not a freak, I’m just different.
  • I’m not a follower, I’m a leader.
  • I’m not a hater, I’m just honest.
  • I’m not a buzzkill, I’m just responsible.
  • I’m not a snob, I’m just confident.
  • I’m not a hooligan, I’m just passionate about my team.
  • I’m not a guido, I’m just Italian.
  • I’m not a drama king, I’m just expressive.
  • I’m not a chump, I’m just a nice guy.
  • I’m not a hick, I’m just country.
    1. GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
    2. Cabs are here!
    3. T-shirt time
    4. I’m not a grenade, I’m a landmine
    5. It’s T-shirt time somewhere
    6. Fist pump like champs
    7. Grenade-free since ’93
    8. Gym before the club
    9. T-shirt time is all the time
    10. Gym, tan, make money, repeat
    11. T-shirt time is the best time
    12. Don’t fall in love at the Jersey Shore
    13. GTL: Getting tanned and locked up
    14. I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
    15. Come at me bro
    16. Gym and tan, let’s do this
    17. Party’s here!
    18. The shirt before the shirt
    19. I’m not a squirrel, I’m a gorilla
    20. Gym, tan, party, repeat
    21. Smush Room time!
    22. T-shirt time!
    23. Cabs are here!
    24. GTL, baby!
    25. The situation is under control.
    26. Grenade free since ’93!
    27. The beat beatin’, and I’m tanning, and I’m looking for my next grenade.
    28. I’m living my best life, bro!
    29. It’s T-shirt time, it’s T-shirt time, it’s time to get some action!
    30. I’m not a stalker, I’m just persistent.
    31. I’m like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy, I will rip his head off.
    32. I’ll give you the shirt off my back, but you better not mess with my hair gel.
    33. Gym, tan, laundry, repeat.
    34. I’m too pretty to work!
    35. I don’t need a man, I just need my hair extensions.
    36. I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
    37. You can hate me, but you can’t hate my smush room!
    38. The only thing I’m committed to right now is drinking and partying.
    39. I’m not a narcissist, I just love myself.
    40. I’m not a whore, I just like to have fun.
    41. I’m not a follower, I’m a leader of the pack.
    42. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little bit of a creep.
    43. Gym, tan, laundry, and partying it up in Jersey Shore style!
    44. If you can’t handle me at the Jersey Shore, you don’t deserve me anywhere else!

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