- Cabs are here!
- GTL all day!
- I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
- T-shirt time!
- I’ll never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
- Spiral squad!
- Grenades!
- The situation is under control.
- I got a situation here!
- Where’s the beach?
- We’ve got a situation.
- I’m on a juice cleanse, bro.
- Do you even lift, bro?
- Gym, tan, laundry.
- Party’s here!
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a landmine.
- It’s t-shirt time, it’s always t-shirt time.
- I’m not a stalker, I’m just dedicated.
- I don’t like to wait for anything, except a beach day.
- I’ll take care of the situation.
- I’m not a player, I’m a lover.
- I’m not a creep, I’m just misunderstood.
- I’m not a snooki, I’m a Nicole.
- I’m not a JWOWW, I’m a Jenni.
- I’m not a Ronnie, I’m a Ron.
- I’m not a Sammi, I’m a Samantha.
- I’m not a Vinny, I’m a Vincent.
- I’m not a Deena, I’m a Danielle.
- I’m not a Pauly D, I’m a Paul.
- I’m not a Mike, I’m a Michael.
- I’m not a Angelina, I’m an Angel.
- I’m not a situation, I’m a person.
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a pineapple.
- I’m not a stalker, I’m just interested.
- I’m not a douchebag, I’m just confident.
- I’m not a juicehead, I’m just muscular.
- I’m not a liar, I’m just forgetful.
- I’m not a drunk, I’m just having fun.
- I’m not a drama queen, I’m just passionate.
- I’m not a diva, I’m just fabulous.
- I’m not a train wreck, I’m just human.
- I’m not a hot mess, I’m just a work in progress.
- I’m not a slore, I’m just living my life.
- I’m not a player, I’m just playing the game.
- I’m not a clown, I’m just funny.
- I’m not a poser, I’m just trying new things.
- I’m not a freak, I’m just different.
- I’m not a follower, I’m a leader.
- I’m not a hater, I’m just honest.
- I’m not a buzzkill, I’m just responsible.
- I’m not a snob, I’m just confident.
- I’m not a hooligan, I’m just passionate about my team.
- I’m not a guido, I’m just Italian.
- I’m not a drama king, I’m just expressive.
- I’m not a chump, I’m just a nice guy.
- I’m not a hick, I’m just country.
- GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
- Cabs are here!
- T-shirt time
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a landmine
- It’s T-shirt time somewhere
- Fist pump like champs
- Grenade-free since ’93
- Gym before the club
- T-shirt time is all the time
- Gym, tan, make money, repeat
- T-shirt time is the best time
- Don’t fall in love at the Jersey Shore
- GTL: Getting tanned and locked up
- I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
- Come at me bro
- Gym and tan, let’s do this
- Party’s here!
- The shirt before the shirt
- I’m not a squirrel, I’m a gorilla
- Gym, tan, party, repeat
- Smush Room time!
- T-shirt time!
- Cabs are here!
- GTL, baby!
- The situation is under control.
- Grenade free since ’93!
- The beat beatin’, and I’m tanning, and I’m looking for my next grenade.
- I’m living my best life, bro!
- It’s T-shirt time, it’s T-shirt time, it’s time to get some action!
- I’m not a stalker, I’m just persistent.
- I’m like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy, I will rip his head off.
- I’ll give you the shirt off my back, but you better not mess with my hair gel.
- Gym, tan, laundry, repeat.
- I’m too pretty to work!
- I don’t need a man, I just need my hair extensions.
- I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
- You can hate me, but you can’t hate my smush room!
- The only thing I’m committed to right now is drinking and partying.
- I’m not a narcissist, I just love myself.
- I’m not a whore, I just like to have fun.
- I’m not a follower, I’m a leader of the pack.
- I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little bit of a creep.
- Gym, tan, laundry, and partying it up in Jersey Shore style!
- If you can’t handle me at the Jersey Shore, you don’t deserve me anywhere else!
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