Why is the rum always gone?
I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.
Not all treasure is silver and gold. Mate.
Take what you can! Give nothing back!
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do.
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
It’s not just about living forever, Jackie. It’s about living with yourself forever.
Now bring me that horizon.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
We pirates are now all bonded together… mates.
A dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest.
Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for.
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Why fight when you can negotiate?
The world will still be here in the morning, mate.
Mind the gap!
Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
I regret nothing, ever.
Jack Sparrow Quotes – Lessons from the Legendary Pirate part 2
They just can’t admit we’re that good.
One can never be too cautious.
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing that again.
You know that feeling you get when you’re standing in a high place and you feel this sudden urge to jump? I don’t have it.
It’s a pirate’s life for me.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
The best lies are almost entirely true.
I’ve got a jar of dirt!
You’re not a eunuch, are you?
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Why is it always three?
Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.
I’m not a gambling man, but I can’t pass up a good bet.
It’s not about the gold, it’s about the freedom.
Take whatever you want. You deserve it.
You’re not a eunuch, are you?
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing that again.
I prefer to see it as the glass is half full of rum.
Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for.
I’m sorry. It’s a glandular problem.
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you’ve already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch, are you?
I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
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