Inspiring and Hilarious Quotes from New Girl

I’m like a human version of a typo: charmingly flawed.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

If we were meant to be together, I’ll just show up on your doorstep with a pizza.

I may not be perfect, but my hair is always on point.

I’m not clumsy; I’m just dancing to the beat of my own awkwardness.

In the game of love, I’m a wildcard.

I don’t need a therapist; I just need my friends and a good playlist.

Why do they call it a ‘crush’? It should be called a ‘smash’ because that’s how I feel.

Life’s too short to blend in; let’s sparkle instead.

I’m not just a catch; I’m a whole game of catch!

Call me crazy, but I think fun-sized candy is the perfect metaphor for life.

All I need is coffee and a little bit of magic to get through the day.

I’m like a taco; filled with surprises and a bit cheesy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple: exotic, sweet, and spiky.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when I can rock this crown myself?

I embrace my chaotic energy like a toddler with a sugar rush.

Taking life one awkward moment at a time.

Adventure awaits, just as long as there’s Wi-Fi.

I’m not afraid to shine; the world needs my sparkle.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my fabulousness.

I follow my heart … and it usually leads me to the fridge.

I put the pro in procrastination.

Life is too short for regrets; unless it’s about not eating dessert.

I’m a limited edition, and you can’t return me.

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet; it’s impossible!

In a world full of trends, I prefer to be a classic.

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.

I’m not just a girl; I’m a whole season finale.

If being quirky was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

I’m like a computer; sometimes I need a little reboot.

Flirting is my cardio.

I’ll be the sunshine on your rainy day, with a side of sass.

I have a PhD in awkward moments.

My love language is snacks.

Reality called; I hung up.

Normal is boring, so I choose fabulous chaos instead.

Confidence level: selfie with no filter.

I’m not a hot mess; I’m a spicy disaster.

I’m basically a unicorn: magical and hard to catch.

I’d be more of a morning person if breakfast didn’t come so early.

Sassy, classy, and a little bad-assy.

My brain has too many tabs open.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I don’t sweat; I sparkle.

I’m the queen of my own little kingdom.

Overthinking is my cardio.

Embrace the glorious mess that you are.

If you’re not allowed to laugh at yourself, call me!

I’m an introverted mess with a side of awesomeness.