I don’t need strategy, I have sheer brute force!
Who needs a mount when you can just fly yourself?
Did you say ‘friendly fire’? Sorry, I only know ‘fiery fire’!
Did someone say stealth? Sorry, I’m allergic to hiding.
Who needs a legendary weapon when you have the power of dance?
I’m not a healer, but I can perform miracles with this staff!
Why attack from a distance when you can charge in headfirst?
Fire Emblem? More like Eyebrow Emblem, because my eyebrows are on fire!
Crit chance? More like guaranteed crit every time!
I may be a mage, but I’ll show you the true meaning of ‘swordplay’!
Who needs an army when you are the army?
I can defeat an entire battalion with a single swing of my axe!
Horses are overrated. I prefer my trusty pogo stick!
I don’t need strategy, I have the power of random chance!
Who needs armor when you’re protected by sheer awesomeness?
I don’t need skills, I have natural talent!
I can defeat any enemy with a single stare. Intimidation is my weapon of choice!
Who needs weapons when your fists are as lethal as mine?
I can turn any battlefield into a dance floor. Watch me groove!
Who needs healing potions when you have the power of positive thinking?
I may be a thief, but my heart is pure gold!
I may be small, but my courage is larger than life!
Incorrect Fire Emblem Quotes part 2
Who needs a strategy when you can just scream and charge in?
I may not be the hero you want, but I’m the hero you deserve!
I can defeat any opponent with a single finger poke. Touch the power!
Who needs a plan when you can just wing it?
I may be a mage, but I’m also a master acrobat!
I can turn any situation into a stand-up comedy routine. Watch and laugh!
Who needs an army when you have the power of friendship?
I may not be the fastest, but I make up for it in style!
I may not be the strongest, but I’m definitely the most charismatic!
Who needs allies when you have the power of solitude?
I can defeat any enemy with a single leap. Watch me soar!
Who needs weapons when you have the power of hugs?
I may not be the smartest, but I make up for it in sheer enthusiasm!
I don’t need a strategy, I have the power of luck!
Who needs armor when you have the power of fashion?
I may not be the best dancer, but I never miss a beat!
I can defeat any enemy with a single wink. It’s hypnotic!
Who needs a plan when you have the power of mayhem?
I may not have the shiniest weapon, but I have the sharpest wit!
I can defeat any opponent with a single twirl. Watch me spin!
Who needs a dragon when you have the power of sass?
I may not be the most skilled, but I make up for it in sheer determination!
I don’t need a plan, I have the power of improvisation!
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