I Hate You Quotes

I hate you more than I hate Mondays.

If I had a dollar for every time I hate you, I’d be a billionaire.

I hate you like a cat hates water.

I hate you with the intensity of a thousand suns.

I hate you like mosquitoes on a summer night.

I hate you so much that it’s become my cardio.

I hate you like a hipster hates mainstream music.

I hate you like a vampire hates the sun.

I hate you more than a student hates exams.

I hate you like a dog hates baths.

I hate you like a clown hates frowns.

I hate you more than a vegetarian hates bacon.

I hate you like a bookworm hates spoilers.

I hate you like a snake hates being tamed.

I hate you more than a lion hates captivity.

I hate you like a fish hates being out of water.

I hate you like a pirate hates land.

I hate you more than a traffic jam on a Friday night.

I hate you like a sloth hates being rushed.

I hate you like a chef hates burned food.

I hate you more than a phone battery dying at 1%.

I hate you like a superhero hates their arch-nemesis.

I hate you like a weatherman hates getting the forecast wrong.

I hate you more than a marathon runner hates hitting the wall.

I hate you like a city dweller hates loud construction.

I hate you like a gardener hates weeds.

I hate you more than a singer hates losing their voice.

I hate you like a painter hates a blank canvas.

I hate you like a pilot hates turbulence.

I hate you more than a chef hates a burnt souffle.

I hate you like a puzzle enthusiast hates missing one piece.

I hate you like a surfer hates flat waves.

I hate you more than a campfire hates rain.

I hate you like a writer hates a typo.

I hate you like a comedian hates a silent crowd.

I hate you more than a skier hates melting snow.

I hate you like a cyclist hates a flat tire.

I hate you like an artist hates a colorless palette.

I hate you more than a gardener hates a stubborn weed.

I hate you like a florist hates wilted flowers.

I hate you like a musician hates a broken guitar string.

I hate you more than a sailor hates a calm sea.

I hate you like a comedian hates a bad joke.

I hate you like a traveler hates a delayed flight.

I hate you more than a writer hates writer’s block.