Hilarious Rapper Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely in the top one.

I make money moves, but my dance skills are questionable.

I got 99 problems, but a good haircut ain’t one.

Rapping is like cooking; sometimes you just gotta throw in a little spice.

I don’t drop bars; I drop entire buildings.

I’m the reason the sky is blue-too much rhyme in my life.

When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade and then rap about it.

I’m like a good Wi-Fi signal; you can always count on me.

My rhymes are like my coffee: strong and with a little bit of cream.

I tried to count my blessings, but I lost track after my bank account.

I don’t play hide and seek; I make the world seek me.

You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.

I’m not lazy; I just rest before I get tired.

Life’s a buffet, and I’m going back for seconds on the good vibes!

I’m out here making moves like a chess master with no board.

If my rhymes were a pizza, you’d want extra toppings.

I’m the human equivalent of a double rainbow.

I don’t sweat; I sparkle.

You say ‘procrastination,’ I say ‘future planning.’

My haters are just confused admirers.

I rap so fast, my tongue needs a seatbelt.

I’m on a seafood diet; I see food, and I rap about it.

If my jokes don’t land, I’ll just rap over them.

I’m spitting bars like a toddler at a candy store.

Life is a stage, and I’m just trying to avoid the tomatoes.

Hilarious Rapper Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2

I’m so fly, even my shadow has a first-class ticket.

If I had a dollar for every time I was funny, I’d have a whole dollar.

I’m like a unicorn in a world full of horses.

My flow is like a river-sometimes it gets a little muddy.

I don’t need a GPS; I’m always on the right path.

You can’t spell ‘legend’ without ‘end,’ but I’m just getting started.

I’m here to provide good vibes and witty rhymes.

I’m not just a rapper; I’m a rhyme architect.

I’ve got rhymes for days and punchlines for weeks.

I’m like a fine wine; I get better with every verse.

You can’t keep a good rapper down; we just bounce back like a basketball.

I’m a star, and my life is one big music video.

I tried to give up carbs, but they keep coming back like bad memories.

My talent is like an iceberg; you only see the top.

I make mistakes, but I call them ‘freestyle moments.’

I’m crafting hits while others are crafting excuses.

If laughter is the best medicine, then I’m the pharmacist.

I rhyme so hard, I put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.

My bank account and my talent are both growing-slowly but surely.

I may not be perfect, but my punchlines are on point.

I’m the Picasso of rap; I paint pictures with my words.

I’m like a dictionary; I’m full of words, but I can still be playful.

I’m not afraid to be silly; it keeps my rhymes fresh.

I rap about what I know, and all I know is how to have fun.

In a world full of ordinary, I aim to be the ‘extra’ in extraordinary.