As useful as a chocolate teapot.
It’s not my cup of tea.
Dont get your knickers in a twist.
He’s off his trolley!
Full of beans!
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Throwing a spanner in the works.
Barking up the wrong tree.
They’ve got a screw loose.
Mad as a bag of frogs.
Like a cat on a hot tin roof.
A few bricks short of a load.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
He’s got a face like a slapped bum.
Up the creek without a paddle.
As happy as Larry.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
A bit of a pickle.
As daft as a brush.
Not playing with a full deck.
The lights are on, but nobody’s home.
Putting the cart before the horse.
All hat and no cattle.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
A bit under the weather.
Like a bull in a china shop.
A penny for your thoughts.
Getting on like a house on fire.
Caught with your pants down.
The bee’s knees!
Like fish out of water.
It’s all gone pear-shaped.
On the ball.
In the/that same boat.
Stirring the pot.
Just the ticket!
Can’t be arsed.
That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
In a pickle.
Bite the bullet.
Knocked for six.
Pulling your leg.
To put a sock in it.
A drop in the ocean.
Shoot the breeze.
Hilarious British Sayings That Will Leave You in Stitches part 2
Bellyache.
As keen as mustard.
Pushing up daisies.
Keeping your chin up.
The cream rises to the top.
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