Harry Potter Quotes that will Make You Laugh Out Loud

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

It’s not the wand that matters, it’s the wizard behind it.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

Of course, it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling Siriusly magical today.

Don’t let the muggles get you down.

The sorting hat told me I’m meant to be with you… I guess I’m stuck with you, then.

You’re a Quidditch player? Because you’re catching my snitch.

Are you a boggart? Because every time I look at you, I can’t help but feel my knees weak and my heart race.

You must be a Dementor, because you take my breath away.

You must be a Firebolt, because you’re the fastest thing I’ve ever seen.

Is your name Felix? Because I feel like I’ve got all the luck being with you.

You must be a Gryffindor, because you’re lion-hearted.

Is your name Portkey? Because you’ve transported me to another world.

You must be a Legilimens, because you’ve just invaded my thoughts.

If you were a spell, you’d be ‘Accio’, because you’re attracting my attention.

I must be a Seeker, because I’m definitely looking for you.

Harry Potter Quotes that will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2

You’re so fine, you must be a potion made by Slughorn himself.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped your Felix Felicis potion because you’re intoxicating.

If you were a wand, you’d be unbreakable, because you’ve cast a spell on me.

You must be a Weasley because every time I see you, I turn into a blubbering mess.

Is your name Triwizard? Because I can’t help but put my name in the Goblet of Fire to be with you.

If you were a Patronus, you’d definitely be a stag, because you’re faunalicious.

You must be a spell, because when you’re around, everything else disappears.

You must be Hermione, because you’re constantly making me stupefied.

Are you a Time-Turner? Because I want to go back to the moment I first saw you.

If you were a Boggart, I wouldn’t have to imagine you in your underwear because you’re already enchanting enough.

You must be a Quaffle, because I can’t stop chasing after you.

If I were a Bludger, I’d definitely aim for you, just to be close to you.

You must be a Beater, because you’ve definitely knocked me off my broomstick with your beauty.

If you were a spell, you’d be ‘Obliviate’, because you’ve erased all my troubles.

You must be Polyjuice Potion, because being around you transforms me into the best version of myself.

If you were a Snitch, I’d definitely be a Seeker, because I’d do anything to catch you.

You must be a Howler, because every time I see you, you make my heart scream.

If you were a Wand-Extinguishing Charm, you’d be ‘Nox’, because you’ve turned off all the lights in my world.

You must be an Animagus, because you’ve definitely transformed me into a lovesick puppy.

If you were a Horcrux, you’d be the most precious thing I’d ever want to protect.

You must be a Patronus, because just being around you repels all the darkness in my heart.

If you were a spell, you’d be ‘Expelliarmus’, because you’ve disarmed me with your charm.

You must be a Polyjuice Potion, because just being around you makes me feel like I’m someone else, someone better.

If you were a Forbidden Forest, I’d definitely be the most daring Gryffindor to explore you.

You must be a Quidditch match, because I can’t wait to catch you and keep you forever.

If you were a broomstick, I’d be the luckiest wizard in the world to take you for a ride.

You must be a Marauder’s Map, because you’ve shown me all the secret places in my heart I never knew existed.