Gaston Quotes

No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

I have biceps to spare!

I’m especially good at expectorating!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large!

I hunt with only the fairest of maidens.

I’m roughly the size of a barge!

No one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston, no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston!

I’m especially good at misspellings!

I’m especially good at belittling!

I’m the most muscular man in town!

I’m roughly the size of a whale!

I’m especially good at bragging!

No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!

I’m as strong as ten regular men, definitely not one to blend in.

I’m especially good at flexing!

I’m roughly the size of a giant!

No one’s got a swell cleft in his hat like Gaston!

I’m especially good at flattery!

I use biceps in all of my charades!

I’m as tough as nails, definitely the one who prevails.

I hunt with only the bravest of men.

No one’s got a swell cleft in his mustache like Gaston!

I’m as rugged as a bear, definitely the one who will be there.

I’m particularly good at lifting!

No one’s got bulging biceps like Gaston!

I’m as strong as twenty regular men, definitely not one of them.

I’m painfully honest, definitely the best guide through the forest.

I challenge anyone here to duels!

No one’s got a swell cleft in his heart like Gaston!

I’m as stoic as a statue, definitely the one who will save you.

I’m particularly good at eye-rolling!

No one’s got bulging forearms like Gaston!

I’m as solid as a rock, definitely the one who will take stock.

I’m painfully direct, definitely the best object of respect.

I challenge anyone here to kicks!

No one’s got a swell cleft in his eyebrow like Gaston!

I’m as sturdy as an oak, definitely the one who will evoke.

I’m particularly good at hair combing!

No one’s got bulging thighs like Gaston!

I’m as fierce as a lion, definitely the one who’s not lyin’.

I’m painfully bold, definitely the best story ever told.

I challenge anyone here to flips!

No one’s got a swell cleft in his voice like Gaston!

I’m as unstoppable as a train, definitely the one who will reign.