Funny Walking Quotes That Will Get You Moving

I walk so I can eat an extra cookie guilt-free.

Walking is my favorite form of exercise because I can do it while holding a cupcake.

I walk because it’s the only way to justify my love for french fries.

Walking: not just for losing weight, but also for finding lost snacks in the couch cushions.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to wear stretchy pants.

Walking is my excuse for buying cute shoes.

I walk because punching people is frowned upon.

Walking is my way of pretending I’m in a music video.

I walk because it’s the only exercise I can do without messing up my hair.

Walking is my way of avoiding awkward conversations on public transportation.

I walk because I’m too lazy to run but still want to feel productive.

Walking is my excuse to wear my favorite neon leggings.

I walk because it’s a great way to burn off the calories from the wine I drank last night.

Walking is my form of therapy, especially when I get to walk away from annoying people.

I walk because it’s the only time I can sing loudly without getting weird looks.

Walking is my way of exploring new neighborhoods and pretending I’m a detective.

I walk because it’s a great way to avoid doing housework.

Walking is my excuse to listen to cheesy 80s music and pretend I’m in a movie montage.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to wear my giant sunglasses and look mysterious.

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Walking is my way of practicing my dance moves without anyone judging me.

I walk because it’s a great way to catch up on all my favorite podcasts.

Walking is my excuse to take a break from adulting and act like a carefree child.

I walk because it’s the only way I can eat an entire pizza guilt-free.

Walking is my way of showing off my collection of funky socks.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to take selfies with random dogs I meet along the way.

Walking is my form of protest against the escalator industry.

I walk because it’s a great way to escape from all my responsibilities for a little while.

Walking is my way of avoiding crowded public transportation and feeling like a rebel.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to wear my oversized headphones and pretend I’m a DJ.

Walking is my way of avoiding awkward elevator small talk.

I walk because it’s a great way to bond with my imaginary friend Carl.

Walking is my excuse to wear my ridiculous collection of fanny packs.

I walk because it’s a great way to justify buying that extra slice of cake.

Walking is my way of discovering new coffee shops and pretending to be a coffee connoisseur.

I walk because it’s a great way to prove to my Fitbit that I’m not a couch potato.

Walking is my excuse to wear my favorite superhero cape.

I walk because it’s a great way to practice my ninja skills and dodge imaginary obstacles.

Walking is my way of escaping from the voices in my head and getting some fresh air.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to wear my neon pink leggings and blind people with my fashion choices.

Walking is my form of detective work, piecing together clues from the litter I find on the ground.

I walk because it’s a great way to avoid my neighbor’s never-ending stories about their cats.

Walking is my way of pretending I’m in a romantic movie, even if I’m solo.

I walk because it’s a great excuse to eat an entire bag of potato chips guilt-free.

Walking is my excuse to wear my collection of animal-shaped hats and look ridiculous.

I walk because it’s a great way to practice my interpretive dance moves and confuse onlookers.