Funny Volleyball Quotes to Make You Spike with Laughter

Volleyball: where serving is the only time you can legally hit someone.

I’m not short, I’m just volleyball player sized.

Why be a princess when you can be a queen of the volleyball court?

Volleyball is like a chess game, just with more spiking and less thinking.

You know you’re a serious volleyball player when you practice your serves in the shower.

Is it weird that I feel like I’m flying when I spike a volleyball?

Forget the court, the real battle is getting the sand out of your shorts.

I don’t run, I volley.

I like my volleyball how I like my coffee: hot and full of spikes.

The only thing that should ever be over the net is a volleyball.

When life gets tough, just remember… you could be trying to dig a spike in a sandstorm.

I have a black belt in volleyball, and by black belt, I mean my shorts are covered in dirt.

You can’t spike with us.

Life is better when you’re diving for a volleyball.

Volleyball: the only sport where your feet are allowed to touch the table.

Who needs friends when you have a killer volleyball serve?

Be the volleyball player your dog thinks you are.

Life’s a beach, so grab a volleyball and start spiking.

Spiking a volleyball is the best kind of therapy.

Volleyball: the sport where everyone gets to touch balls.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just an expert at dodging rogue volleyballs.

Serving an ace is my way of saying, ‘I told you so.’

You can’t spell spike without ‘I’ and ‘win’.

Volleyball: where you can’t make everyone happy, so you just spike it over their heads.

Who needs a prince charming when you have a team full of volleyball players?

I may look sweet and innocent, but I can spike a volleyball right through your ego.

Volleyball is my happily-ever-after.

If life gives you lemons, spike them over the net.

In the game of volleyball, there are no losers, just people who underestimated my spikes.

Volleyball: the sport where spiking is encouraged and hitting is not.

Life is short, but my vertical jump is not.

Forget diamonds, a volleyball is a girl’s best friend.

Volleyball is the reason I’m always a little sandy.

I may not be the tallest player on the court, but I have the biggest heart.

If you can’t handle the spike, stay off the court.

Volleyball: the sport where you can get a killer workout and a tan at the same time.

I don’t play volleyball to impress boys, I play to impress myself.

Volleyball: where making a mistake just means you get to try again.

Who needs a magic carpet when you can fly through the air for a spike?

You know you’re a volleyball player when you’ve tried to pancake a waffle.

They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is on the volleyball court.

Volleyball: the sport where yelling ‘mine’ is a legitimate form of communication.

I may be short, but my spiking game is on point.

You miss 100% of the spikes you don’t take.

Volleyball: the sport where teamwork makes the dream work, and by dream work, I mean winning championships.